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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Lt. Mewa, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    No, I can imagine.

    Anyways, my cousin is stationed at Ft. Knox, and he and his wife live in Elizabethtown, KY. He's out in the field now, I guess (she always talks about shampooing the carpet, I guess it's a joke for them. Not sure why?).

    Anyways, she was freaking out on FB about having to point her gun at someone who broke in last night, the police telling her she did the right thing, etc.

    And this one just hits a little too close to home.
     
  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    BTW, Mewa, the original picture is stupid. I'd never use something like that. Closest I've come is pulling my gun out and placing it under my thigh.
     
  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Looks like you'd bang your knee on that rig every time you got in or out of the vehicle. Plus it's awfully bloody obvious. Better to wear a crossdraw of shoulder rig while driving, no?

    I think I mentioned after Apostle's first mention of the mom thing, that I once came home unexpectedly, and a few moments later Dad poked his head around a corner holding a .22 rifle, said "Oh, it's you," and went about his business.
     
  4. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    For you, maybe. If I found MY mother there I'd start blasting until I ran out of ammo. Then I'd reload and keep on firing.
     
  5. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    The very last thing I would want is my mother in my apartment when I'm not there.

    Whats up with that Apostle?? You gave mommy the keys to your crib??

    But then again, he never got any 'action' so its not like she would catch him doing anything. :shrug:

    "Oh hi sonny, I see you're reading your bible. Want me to make some cookies?"

    Sheesh! :facepalm:
     
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  6. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Justify it all you want. You pointed a gun at the woman who gave birth to you.
     
  7. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    What does 'cleared my apartment' mean?

    And jeeez....you had a 1 bedroom? If you didn't see her when you came in she must have been in the bedroom. Why was your mom in your bedroom??

    I'm starting to agree with Black Dove. YO!! What the fuck!! Why are you here?????
     
  8. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Mewa, we've been down this entire path before. You don't remember so well. :)

    :diaf:
     
  9. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Yeah, I forgot. You're still stupid. :shrug:
     
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  10. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Don't mention slicing the pie Apostle. Don't do it. pleasedon'tdoitpleasedon'tdoit. :Pray:
     
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  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Also, Mewa, I've always had two bedroom apartments. You're such a silly dude.

    It's a shame you don't have a better background. :(
     
  12. Lt. Mewa

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    Could he have 'cut the cheese' as a way of clearing the apartment? :unsure:
     
  13. Lt. Mewa

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    Ahhh, so mom was having a problem with dad and was crashing in the guest room. Yo, that's cool. Shit be happenin'! :shrug:
     
  14. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    She was going to clean his gun.

    Until he pointed a weapon at her.
     
  15. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Oh for a phrasing that wasn't an obvious euphemism. Brain bleach, please!

    :brainbleach:
     
  16. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Learning all sorts of interesting things about Appstle83 here. Dude's messed up!
     
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  17. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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