I don't know...seems to me that changing the nature of one's relationship with Little Debbie might have the dual benefit of reducing one's girth and allowing them to keep the hairstyle. YMMV. Jocelyn Elders merely advocated a little during her tenure as Surgeon General. Regina Benjamin is actually engaged in it....
Studies also show that people will lie on surveys to avoid putting down "I'm lazy or bad at organizing my time" as an answer to questions about why they're not physically active. I'm not even sure why such an answer would be lent any credence at all.
Some day we'll overcome most hairstyle-related barriers. Most but not all, there'll never be a place in a civilized society for mullets or transverse Mohawks* *Transverse Mohawks: Instead of going from forehead to nape a transverse mohawk goes from ear to ear headphone style. The validity of this definition should in no way be diminished by the fact I made up the term and the definition.
What bollocks. Exercise helps, but is not required to lose weight. Believe me, I know. Unless these women confine their precious hair to home and they plant themselves in a chair and never move, they can clearly just go for a freaking walk or something. What a waste of time and taxpayer money.
Seriously. since I've come to Japan, I've lost a few pounds just by having to walk almost everywhere I go. It helps that McDonalds is the only fast food place on the base that I already loved to eat at, and even that is more of a "If I happen not to leave base on the weekend" sort of deal, and not the three-to-four times a week it was a year ago. And even if this is true (and I do know women who won't jump in the pool because of it, for good reason)...who fucking cares? Everyone knows high fat foods make you fat. Fuck 'em if their hairdo in their piano-sized casket is more important than avoiding diabetes, heart disease, or just being able to get up a flight of stairs without resting for five minutes.
While I'm not overly concerned with my hairstyle, I do have on inflexible rule of dieting. Anything with chocolate doesn't count, chocolate is free.
Oh I am, it's just that since I've got that Mel Cooley look goin' on with my hair, I don't worry about it. View attachment 6497
