"Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet." "No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn."
I wish I could recall some of the wittier dialogue from Nu Grit, but it was machine gun fat and Coen inspired so it'll take repeated viewings before I have it down. Much of the girl's early lines in the movie are pure gold.
"You got knocked the fuck out!" "Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey." "You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off." "I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the f**k up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again." "Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!" "You ain't so tough now, little nigga. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes." "Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro?" "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns..." "Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it." "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! Don't sell yourself short, Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. It's good luck. In Haiti.
Belladonna: How are you going to make me love you? Leezar: If your vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem. Isabel: Thaddeus, I have not been able to stop thinking of you. Thadeous: [pot in his hand] What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you.
Two from one of my favourite British comedy films: Michael Caine: You were only supposed to blowthe bloody doors off! Michael Caine: Now we all work as a team.... which means... you do everything I say
D'oh! I accidentally had the phaser set to "neg". My apologies. That rep comment was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, instead of petty and vindictive.
