Halfway to invincible!!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by MiniBorg, Aug 12, 2008.

  1. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    Story from BBC NEWS:


    And as a friend of mine points out, it's not just sex, it's orgasms that improve your immune system and lifespan, and you don't need more than one for that!
    MiniBorg, Aug 12, 2008
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  2. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Dan Leach, Aug 12, 2008
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  3. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Yes, Dan, you're doomed.
    BearTM, Aug 12, 2008
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  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    This is why Mary isn't wrinkling yet! :)
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  5. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    It's not Miniborg's or the researchers' fault you're a loser. I mean, if you're no longer living with mummy and now have room mates, what's stopping you exploring the finer sides of shrubbery?
    El Chup, Aug 12, 2008
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  6. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Marry me.
    bryce, Aug 12, 2008
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  7. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Im only joking, i thought the standard response was required...
    Dan Leach, Aug 12, 2008
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  8. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Or just use me for sex.


    Or you could just hit me a lot, really I don't care. I'll even wear a collar & leash!

    (Ask Lethe, he'll confirm...)
    bryce, Aug 12, 2008
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  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    So you're saying you get plenty of sexercise? :soma:
    El Chup, Aug 12, 2008
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  10. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Oh aye!
    Harry Palms and his 5 lovely daughters....
    Dan Leach, Aug 12, 2008
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  11. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    That only takes care of your left forearm. Oh, and straight guys go out with Rosie Palms and her 5 sisters, not Harry.
    BearTM, Aug 12, 2008
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  12. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    I think the joke was Harry=hairy :shrug:
    I didnt make it up :)
    Dan Leach, Aug 12, 2008
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  13. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    The point remains.
    BearTM, Aug 12, 2008
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  14. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    I have to say I feel really sorry for Dan for some reason. The poor guy needs some friends. :shrug:
    KIRK1ADM, Aug 12, 2008
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  15. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Uhh, whats wrong with the ones ive got... you sayin' they smell or sommit?
    Dan Leach, Aug 12, 2008
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  16. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    :lol:
    Not at all. I don't know how your friends smell. But, they are obviously not helping you out with your special needs. :banana:
    KIRK1ADM, Aug 12, 2008
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  17. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Dan, why do you even post in these thread???

    You are a glutton for punishment. :doh:
    Lt. Mewa, Aug 12, 2008
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  18. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    I dont really consider stupid comments by worforgers as 'punishment' :)
    Dan Leach, Aug 12, 2008
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  19. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    But why stick around for abuse? I don't get that.

    "Hey, a thread that has to do with sex. That's a thread for me." :busheep:
    Lt. Mewa, Aug 12, 2008
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  20. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    How do you deal with hairy palms? Do you use Nair or something? Or do you like to shave them because the stubble feels great? :lol:
    KIRK1ADM, Aug 12, 2008
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  21. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Its a larf innit
    Dan Leach, Aug 12, 2008
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