Happy birthday, Tex. So for your birthday, will your friends take you out and keep you stocked with dollars for the strippers' g-strings? Or will you just check out the drag show in the back room?
Also - seems to be legit. http://www.wordforge.net/showthread.php?t=32220 http://www.wordforge.net/showthread.php?t=28982
I'm still trying to decide on how I'm gonna handle this. I was thinking about negrepping everyone in this thread, you know sort of like handing out a birthday hazing. Of course I would expect to receive one in return from each of you. It could be like the new WF birthday tradition... we do a negrep pile on the birthday boy or girl. But of course it won't work out because some of you will bitch and whine about losing your intangible rep points... and what fun is that? A couple of observations about being 26. I feel a little bit older, better in general, and my penis is noticeably larger. I have no plans as of now. People keep asking me what I want to do, and the truth is, I don't want to do anything. My mom wants to get me a cake, I don't want a cake though. I've been running a lot and eating very healthy and I'm starting to look pretty good again. The last thing I need is a cake sitting on my kitchen counter, taunting me... "eat me Ben, eat me"... God knows I hear that enough from the *girlfriend. It's a nice gesture and all, but I just don't want it. Besides the *girlfriend, two other girls I know want to take me out too. One wants to go get sushi and saki and the other just wants to go drinking. I'd go with sushi and saki girl but I'm pretty sure the *girlfriend wouldn't be too happy if I passed on dinner with her to go out with another girl. The other chick is fun when there are lots of our other college friends around, but most of them work and aren't going to want to go out during the week. I work, and I don't really wanna go out during the week. It's just another day to me now. I don't feel like celebrating anything. Now I understand why my dad never cared about his birthday when I was growing up. They just don't matter anymore. Anyway, I'll let you guys decide on the negrep thing. If you dogpile me with negreps then I say we call it the new wordforge birthday tradition. If not, just give me the posreps and we can continue the lovefest we've always had. Or be a dick and don't rep at all. *(I use the term girlfriend loosely because we're just dating now and girlfriend is just easier to say)
OK, I've got the McDonalds at 4151 N Central Expy reserved for tomorrow night, and yes, they have a playland. Shooter's bringing the cake, and I'm bringing the Chardonnay, how many other kids RSVP'd?
I reserved the stripper/clown/drag queen. S/he does it all for a modest price! I won't forget the goody bags stocked with condoms, curly straws, and yes--Pez. Happy Birthday GEEZER*! (I say geezer because that makes me feel better about the 9 months separating us in age.)
you're sooooooooooooo oooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllld! happy birthday...... and look at the bright side!...... actually, I take it back..... there is no bright side..... There's a bright light. But you're gonna wanna stay away from that.
What the hell is this? Some kinda hippie love fest? Or Tex's Birthday Tradition NegRep Fest? come ON, MAN! NEGGGGGGGGGG MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
