Harry Hembock Classics.

Where's yours then?

I dont get it, that reads as though someone else has got the first hard copy not you??

Maybe im just tired.

As i said in the other thread, good on you getting this out there

Nice job, D. Looking forward to getting mine.

We ever meet IRL, you gotta autograph it for me.

I could put that up tomorrow.
With your permission, of course.

Okey-dokey, I'll take that as a "no bloggy".
Understood.

The fuck are you talking about, nitz?

You asking my permission for something? My picture in a blog? Yeah, that's fine. Do it. But if you photoshop me into gay porn I will feast on your entrails.

http://dickynoo.blogspot.com/2012/06/my-second-customer.html

http://dickynoo.blogspot.com/2012/06/my-first-satisfied-customer.html

Your delivery men where in a race.
If yours hadn't stopped to belch....

What if he 'shops you into vanilla porn? Will you simply feast on his face instead?

I don't photoshop people into porns.


There's ample porn in the world.
Why bother?


Now, Oprah as one face of a multi-headed giant crap-breathing dragon, that's another thing...
That was just highlighting a reality that was already there.

Just got mine!

Very nice, D! Quite a thick paperback with a nice glossy cover, and printed on good paper stock. The artwork comes across very well.

I've already read a few and had a good chuckle! Lookng forward to settling down with it later!

Sooooo... let's say I was interested in supporting an aspiring Wordforge author.

How does Createspace work? That is, does the author see who has ordered the book?

Nope, I just get e-mailed that a copy sold.

If someone says "I ordered one", and the digit goes up one, I can put two and two together, but I don't know who you are, as in, IRL.

If you noticed today that your counter went up by one, it's because I've put my money where my mouth is.

Happy 4th of July!

I've finished reading mine, so I'll be needing another now.

Look for activity on that front on the month anniversary.

Ooop, forgot...
Okay if I blog ya?

Sure.

http://dickynoo.blogspot.com/2012/07/another-happy-customer.html

http://dickynoo.blogspot.com/2012/07/whens-volume-2.html

I can't see Dickynoo doing that. For one thing (as far as I know, anyway) he doesn't even deal in porn. Hell, I do, and even I wouldn't put you people in any of it.

The racy stuff is in the books.


...and, it's not a one-handed read, given it's like watching The Simpsons fuck...

..although, maybe you got a 'toon kink, I dunno.

Meh, hardcore of any variety does nothin' for me. Remember, I trade in the written version, so there's a pretty serious burnout factor there, and the visual version, I gotta agree with Bill Hicks. Not interested in watching an hour of Hairy Bobbin' Man-ass. I can't say for certain, but the toon version, in abstract, seems like the same thing, only somebody drew it instead of recorded it -- which is, somehow, even more disturbing.

Meh, Like I said, it's not for one-handed reading, it's part of the humor.
I'm just casual about showing everything of life.
Eating, fucking, shitting.
Why not?

Oh, it all goes in. Did you get him pickin' his nose in there at some point?

Um...it...starts with picking, and becomes something else.
It enters the Twilight Zone.

Well, naturally. There's a balance between the "everything goes in" and "only what's needed" schools, and that is that whereas everything goes in, everything leads somewhere.