Gene was a merchandising whore, he should've thought of this. Like, before the fucking IDIC pin, he should've thought of this.
It might actually be worth getting one just so I can slice the shit out of my finger and make millions at the negligence suit.
"Captain, short range sensors verify an M class planet dead ahead. The surface of the planet is quite thin and there is a thin layer of lava. Beyond that... Captain, it would appear there is simply Cardboard. It is no ordinary cardboard though - it is cardboard harder than a rock. None of our technology would be able to penetrate such a crust." "Mr. Spock, do we still have Nero's drilling equipment in the Cargo hold?" "Indeed."
I love ThinkGeek! My new pretty should arrive tomorrow. Also, to go with the pizza cutter: Bottle Opener Korkscrew [sic] Spork!
Somewhere both George Lucas and Gene Simmons are pissed that neither "Star Wars" or KISS has anything pizza-cutter shaped.
I want the disappearing Tardis coffee mug!! http://www.bbcamericashop.com/house-and-home/doctor-who-disappearing-tardis-mug-15575.html
A good friend decided I needed one of these a couple of days ago. It has already seen a fair amount of use.