High-tech Pizza Cutter

Discussion in 'Techforge' started by faisent, Sep 22, 2010.

  1. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    Set phasors to "slice"

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  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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  3. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    I was gonna post this :)

    Great stuff :techman:
  4. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Great design but it looks like it's bound to slice a finger or thumb upon every use.
  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Gene was a merchandising whore, he should've thought of this.
    Like, before the fucking IDIC pin, he should've thought of this.
  6. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    Only if you're wearing a red shirt - its in the design docs.
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  7. Chest Rockwell

    Chest Rockwell I'm a big fuckin' dick.

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    It might actually be worth getting one just so I can slice the shit out of my finger and make millions at the negligence suit.
  8. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    "Captain, short range sensors verify an M class planet dead ahead. The surface of the planet is quite thin and there is a thin layer of lava. Beyond that... Captain, it would appear there is simply Cardboard. It is no ordinary cardboard though - it is cardboard harder than a rock. None of our technology would be able to penetrate such a crust."

    "Mr. Spock, do we still have Nero's drilling equipment in the Cargo hold?"

    "Indeed."
  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I'll be very disappointed if this doesn't show up on Big Bang Theory.
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  10. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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  11. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    The geekitude is strong with this one . . .

    But I want all that stuff!!
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  12. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    ... but where do you buy it?
  14. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    To the internet!!

    Oh wait . . .
  15. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    Well, I've got a BSG toaster, so a Star Trek pizza cutter is par for the course...
  16. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Just wait 'til they start sellin' Warehouse 13-inspired gadgets.
  18. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Hmm, I need a pizza cutter. For some reason, I don't own one. This may be a good $25 investment :ramen:
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    Somewhere both George Lucas and Gene Simmons are pissed that neither "Star Wars" or KISS has anything pizza-cutter shaped.
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    brudder1967 this is who we are

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  22. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    A good friend decided I needed one of these a couple of days ago. It has already seen a fair amount of use. :bergman:
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