My mother is a sweet old Italian woman who would tear you to shreds if you even looked at her funny. Considering your history I see it more likly your dad also fell for the "lady" with 5 o'clock shadow and the ill fitting wig. We can call him Tex Sr.
Speaking of ill fitting wigs, did Travelocity come through with that one way ticket to Hawaii you started PM'ing me about last night after you read a certain thread?
So Aenea told you of our plans. It's so nice of her to let you know and help. You're such a good friend. Be sure to send you a postcard.
She told me that her fag hag days were over, oh well, take a camera I want to see all of your Karen and Jack adventures!
One of these days I wanna go drinking with Flow and Aenea. They have to be the coolest couple ever unless everything they post on the boards is utter BS. Which I suspect it ain't....