I miss Uncle Albert!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Lt. Mewa, Mar 19, 2008.

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  1. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    He's been gone? Really?

    I didn't notice.
    Sokar, Mar 20, 2008
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  2. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I called him a douchebag and he left, ok?!?!?! :sob:
    Mrs. Albert, Mar 20, 2008
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  3. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Left us or left you? If the latter, I call bull... :)
    Ward, Mar 20, 2008
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  4. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Now who's gonna beleiev that your normal term of endearment towards him would make him bug out?
    Lt. Mewa, Mar 20, 2008
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  5. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    ...? Aquabats?

    Nevermind, missed the cursing first time around.
    Ancalagon, Mar 20, 2008
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  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    C'mon to my house, c'mon, c'mon! I'm gonna give you candy! :banana:
    Muad Dib, Mar 20, 2008
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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Beth, how d'ya feel about overweight middle-aged men?
    Forbin, Mar 20, 2008
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  8. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I'll answer the same as I do for all types of men. I feel that if they have a hot wife, they should share with me. :)
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    Mrs. Albert, Mar 20, 2008
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  9. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    But what about the dogs!? What about the DOGS!?!?

    Can you imagine the puppies sired by the unholy union of the Albert's doggies and the Forbin's doggies?
    Volpone, Mar 20, 2008
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  10. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Damn, she's blissfully uninterested in woman. :(
    No wait, that's a GOOD thing for me! :yes:

    I can't even come up with a sane-sounding name for a Samoyed/Chihuaha mix!
    Chimoyed? Sammyhuaha? Grendel?
    Forbin, Mar 20, 2008
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  11. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Oooh... "Chimoyed"... That sounds like something from Taco Bell and/or a Bermaga Star Trek character. :techman:

    "Have Lt Chimoyed beam down to Taco Bell and pick up one of those stuffed crust Chimoyeds with extra sour cream." :techman:
    Volpone, Mar 20, 2008
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  12. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Still no Lanzman post for me to rep. :(
    Liet, Mar 21, 2008
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  13. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I'm ducking you. :calli:


    Oops! :bang:
    Lanzman, Mar 21, 2008
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  14. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Oh, so he's recovering from the shock of finding out how goooood it actually is.
    BearTM, Mar 21, 2008
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  15. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    Tell him I'm planning to move to the US and live on social security the state steals out of his pay. That should bring him back ;)
    Aurora, Mar 21, 2008
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  16. evenflow

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    I'm reasonably close at the moment. Sponsor my trip and I'll harass him in traffic.
    evenflow, Mar 21, 2008
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  17. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    I have pennies. Lots of pennies. :D
    Caboose, Mar 22, 2008
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  18. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I'll get the tolls!
    Forbin, Mar 22, 2008
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  19. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    shootER, Mar 22, 2008
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  20. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    This man should throw rose petals at your feet all the time.
    frontline, Mar 22, 2008
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