I miss Uncle Albert!

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  1. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Dude, I need your posting agility. These mugs around here post like they got lead in their knuckles.

    Its freakin' dead.

    Where are you man?! :weep:
     
    Lt. Mewa, Mar 19, 2008
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  2. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Well if you'd just go down to the target range once in a while your aim would improve.
     
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  3. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Lanzman must post in this thread so I can appropriately rep him for that comment! :rofl:
     
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  4. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    :zod:
     
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  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I was thinking about in in traffic last night. This old douche in front of me in the passing lane suddenly slammed his brakes on and changed lanes to the right without signalling. I thought "Albert would'a loved this guy."
     
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  6. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    So what happened? Did he just get sick of the place?
     
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  7. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Given his extremely low bullshit tolerance level, I'm assuming he's lying low till MrsA tells him the latest shitstorm has passed... :shrug:
     
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  8. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Hey! Where the hell have you been? :P
     
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  9. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    He says his tolerance is low but he generates and participates with the best of them.
     
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  10. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    facebook - I only have limited online time these days with work and all. :(
     
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  11. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Ah, cause there's more chance of you successfully chasing skirt there.

    Very well. Carry on. :enty:
     
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  12. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Meh, I hate rows - unless I'm involved... ;)
     
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  13. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    He's been... usurped. :borg:
     
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  14. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    His timing belt broke.
     
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  15. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Yep. :D
     
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  16. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    She signed him up for direct deposit then this happened:

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I think his job caught him online with us just one time to many.
     
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  18. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I was just on the phone with him and let him know people were askin' about him. He says hello....and by says hello, I mean he said to tell ya'll to suck his ballz. :D :walz:
     
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  19. Patch

    Patch Version 2.7

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    What is that from?
     
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  20. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    So whats the dealie?
     
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  21. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I actually did get him to sign up for direct deposit. heh. I HAVE TEH POWAH!!!! :alpha: :lol:
     
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  22. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Well, we all knew that. :lol: He is a guy after all.
     
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  23. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I bet he calls the bank back office every week to see when and if his funds got posted.
     
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  24. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    The movie Scanners.

    It's one of those 'nearly internet memes' now.
     
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  25. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    yeah fuckin' riiiiight. :rotfl:
     
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  26. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    :ua:
     
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  27. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    There aint no resisting bewbie power.
     
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  28. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I hope he hurries back. He's another poster whose absence has diminished us.
     
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  29. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Mewa to UA:
     
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  30. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    :wtf:
     
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