I Should Be Allowed to Own a P-90, Goddamit!!!

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  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I mean, it's such a sweet little gun.

    Yeah, yeah, I can get a faggoty "civilian" version, with a stupid, long barrel, a 30 shot magazine, and semi-auto only. :garamet:

    I gotta admit, if I could get it with the 50 shot mag and the right barrel, I'd consider getting it semiauto.

    But God damn it! That defeats the whole point of a short, bullpup submachinegun. The whole reason to own a what, 17"? gun, firing an underpowered round, is that you can put 50 bullets into a torso-sized space at a sub-20' range in about 2 seconds.

    And I'm not going to argue that I should get to have a submachinegun because I've been in the military. EVERYONE should be able to own one. Hell, I should be able to order one out of the Sears & Roebuck catalog and have the postman deliver it to me.

    I want my P-90, goddammit. :garamet:
  2. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    Well instead of 30 people getting shot up....you'll have a 100 people going to the hospital. ;)

    Just kidding....I agree with you.
  3. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Just SBR one. :shrug:
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  4. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Get an NFA tax stamp and you can have your short barreled P-90....

    ...or are you saying that there's an outright ban on SBR's in Hawaii...tax stamp or not?
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  5. Volpone

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    What's "SBR" stand for?

    Fuck that. Like I'm going to pay out one million dollars, have an in-depth prostate exam, and all the other bullshit involved in the current law.

    I should be able to send a freaking Western Union money order to Sears and have them mail me a submachinegun that the government doesn't know anything about. I don't want them coming by, uninvited, every couple months, to poke around my shit because I had to pay a fee and sign a form, allowing them to in order to exercise a Constitutional right. :cylon:
  6. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    SBR = Short Barreled Rifle

    First, it's only $200.00 for a tax stamp, and second, I think you might be confusing it with a Federal Firearms License. :unsure:
  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I got my full-auto airsoft P-90, and me an' the squirrels in the yard love it.

    Well, the squirrels not so much.
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  8. Volpone

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    Is it the $35 one? I've got that. It's a fun little toy. But popping out little yellow plastic BBs at maybe 200 rpm pales in comparison to an actual weapon, ripping out 800 rounds of FMJ 5.7 per minute. :shades:

    I mean, you know it's going to sound almost like a minigun or a Hunnish "burp gun": "brrrrrt!....brrt!...poppop!...brraaaat!" And while its ergonomics and mild shell make recoil manageable, you know it's going to rock you back a little bit as you fight to keep it on target through the mag. :D

    I would submit to you it is irresponsible and UnAmerican of our government to deny its citizens this arm. Think how handy it would be against zombies. I mean yeah, it's going to overpenetrate a little, but with zombies you WANT that. They tend to mob forward in shambling hordes. With a nice high-power round like the 5.7, you get a couple head shots for each round. :techman:
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    :yes:

    You used to be able to order these through the mail. :(
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    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I would buy that as a poster.
  11. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    $325!!
    With "hop up", rechargeable battery, optical sight, two 60-rd mags, and selective fire.