Man sues over long-lasting erection Associated Press Jun. 6, 2007 08:11 AM NEW YORK - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized. The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it. Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism. They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another. The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection. Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation. Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday. Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
How can there be a radius of ten, or any number of square miles. Don't radii have to be in 1-dimensional units?
36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn't mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you. No it doesn't entitle you, but if she's wearing it around anyone else it's dumping time.
This stupidity should be followed closely by: If a woman accuses you of rape, you are a rapist. Period.
Did you know that if you take Viagra with an iron supplement, it will cause you to walk around all day pointing north?
Or twisting your wang sideways if you're way up in the arctic. You know there's grid north, true north, and magnetic north. Just stay well south of the Mason-Dixon line and you'll be fine.
