I'm Teddy Roosevelt!!!

Discussion in 'Camp Wordforge' started by Volpone, Feb 17, 2008.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    At least that's what this "What Military Leader Are You?" quiz says.

    And that's cool, because TR is one of my favorite real-world heroes. :techman:
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  2. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Omar Bradley

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  3. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    V, you and I are totally different, and yet...we are both Teddy Roosevelt.
  4. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    John Paul Jones!

    Yeah, I could see playing bass guitar for Zeppelin.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I ended up being George Patton!
    I really thought my leadership style would more match that of
    Hafeem al Shakir el kazeema al suda zaukena. Go figure.....
  6. K.

    K. Sober

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    Wesley Clark. :shrug:
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    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Apparently I'm Robert E. Lee.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I'm SPARTACUS.....
    I'm Spartacus.......I'm Spartacus.......I'm Spartacus
    I'm Spartacus....I'm Spartacus.......etc. etc.
  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    General McClelland :(.
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  10. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    Wesley Clark!
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    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Wesley Clark.

    If I only knew what that meant.
  12. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    George S. Patton baby!

    And to those of you that ended up as Wesley Clark, I'm so sorry.
  13. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    John Paul Jones!!

    Ironic, me being a Navy guy and all. :D
  14. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I played it one way, and I got Lee. I played it another, and got Sherman.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    U.S. Grant
  16. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    I got William T. Sherman.
  17. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Based on your answers, your profile matches...

    Robert E. Lee!
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  18. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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  19. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I gotta wonder...if I were Muad, I don't know if I'd take this. Can you imagine if he did and it told him he was US Grant? Or--God forbid--Sherman!? :lol:
  20. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Based on your answers, your profile matches...
    George Washington!

    Yeah, baby! :nana:

  21. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Question #1:

    I picked Choice #2.

    That's why HQ exists. :bergman:

    Question #2:

    I picked Choice #2.

    We've already established that I have competent officers and crack troops, but intelligence is shitty. So, I come up with a basic plan, I write general and loose orders, and trust my subordinates to carry them out to the best of their ability while leaving them room to maneuver and change tactics as they see fit.

    Question #3:

    I picked Choice #2.

    While leading from the front is very, very brave, it's not always the smart tactical move for the commander of large units. The tactical situation will change as I'm meeting all the different units and traveling between them. One commander can't be in three places at once, but three riders can be.

    Question #4:

    I picked "Fight on until the enemy is dead, they surrender unconditionally, or they flee the field of battle."

    Since that option didn't exist on the test, I had to go with the closest thing and that is Choice #2.

    War is hell. You can not enter into it planning only half measures.

    Of course, that means that I line up with:

    Ulysses S. Grant

    :sob:



    Please pardon me while I go kill myself.
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  22. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Robert E. Lee. :shrug:
  23. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I had the same choices as Elwood, except for the last.

    Could be biased, but destroying the enemy doesn't always win the war. Could just spring up an insurgency. Better to leave the enemy force intact and with its honor, the people not dead set against you (stay away from religious sites) and then use your former opponent as police.
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  24. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    Same as Elwood.

    Interestingly, I picked what was thought were the most cowardly answers. :ramen:
  25. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    See and I just chose differently for question #4 and I got Lee :D
  26. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    When has that ever worked? It's what we "should've" done in Iraq, but when has that policy WORKED?
  27. Vignette

    Vignette In Limbo

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    Me too. :shrug:
  28. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I'm so ashamed - I wound up with Sherman. Can't argue with success (much) even if he was on the wrong side. :muad:
  29. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I had a critique all typed up, based on Elwood's post--what I thought the "textbook" doctrinal responses would be, from a USMC perspective. But I don't want this to be a pissing match and it seemed a mite egotistical on my part. But...

    I will say I had the same response to the final question as E (the Unconditional Surrender Option), but since that wasn't listed I picked the Negotiate Yourself option. That was really a coin-toss and I almost went back and changed it. So just now, for laughs I went back and changed it. This time I got John Paul Jones. I can live with that--TR or John Paul Jones. :techman:
  30. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    You really don't get the point of total war.

    They can start an insurgency, sure. But you're going to starve/kill their people until they can't or won't fight anymore.