Is a gun a penis extension?

Oh, you and your midwest euphamisms!

Freud was a quack who thought the nose was a sex organ.

So, according to Steve's logic, Mrs Flow can't possibly want a gun, since she doesn't have a penis.

Given Steve's attitude on guns, what assumptions can we make?

You can't buy an orange bikini top in your size over there?

What's more fucked up -- someone who sees their gun as a penis, or someone who wants to take away everyone's penis?

...or someone who thinks everyone wants to take away their penis?

Not everyone. Just people like you.

Or have you suddenly become pro-gun?

That's why she needs a penis.
Penis envy.
More Freud.
Look it up.

Nope. Neither actually. Burt looks like a hairy eunuch in your AV. hubba hubba

No no, it was "Pianist envy." Freud was always jealous of people with musical talent.

Or unless, just possibly, because if (Gods forbid) you have to fire one in self-defense, you want that defense to be as effective as possible.

Now the question is, why would you not want to have as much control as possible over whether you live or die in an armed confrontation? My thinking is that it's wishing for a lack of control speaks to a deathwish, and that is what would suggest a lack of self-esteem.

Walking around unarmed is a death wish?

I thought walking around armed picking fights with gang members was a death wish...

That makes me think of when I met that Genii that one time and got to make a wish.


Genii must have been hard of hearling, because I know for damned sure I didn't ask for a 1/6 scale version of Liberace...

No, ye dense git, the mindset wherein you want less than absolute control over your opponent during a life-or-death struggle is an indication of a deathwish.

That happen much in your neck of the woods? How do you prepare for it?

Not to me, fortunately.

Me, personally? Well, that's... personal.

You must miss the good old days... the Colosseum and such.

Me, I just check the gas gauge and go.

So, Steve... how much cash you usually carry around?

Probably just little enough to piss off the thug who's mugging him enough for the guy to beat him to death.

$5-$10

Shit, cracker, you got more then that! I know you got more than that, muthafucka! You best be comin' up with more green or I'm gonna bust a cap in yo' cheap ass!

flings wallet in the gutter and runs.

*Wraps cape around Paladin, womanly screams followed by bone crackling and gurgling are heard*

*Opens cape, Diacanu is dabbing blood off corners of mouth with a hanky, a skeleton covered in mysterious green shit lays on ground*

Jesus, if you were worth anything, you'd be a criminal's wet dream.

You are one SERIOUSLY weird bastard. Do you do birthday parties?

I take credit for the coining...

Pff. See that? Written for people in New Jersey. Not to be trusted.

I've been ordered not to anymore,...since the incident.

What's the worst part about having sex with children?

[?=Punchline]Getting the blood out of the clown suit.[/?]