Is it possible to catch Rabies while having Sex?

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  1. Starguard

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    I think one of my neighbors has. Last week he was bragging about some sleeze he fucked while hiking in the woods, and now he's over there foaming at the mouth and scratching for fleas :unsure:

    Dude needs help....quick! ;)
    Starguard, Jun 8, 2007
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  2. Mr. Plow

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    What about 'African Rabies?' :zombie:
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  3. Clyde

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    Sure. That's the risk you take when enjoying the companionship of forest animals. :unsure:
    Clyde, Jun 8, 2007
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  5. Starguard

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    When he was bragging, he had said that he had fucked some bitch (I assumed that it was a woman) but now I'm not so sure.:blush:

    Right now he over there in the yard on all fours chasing cats around.

    Yea, I think he's got some issues!
    Starguard, Jun 8, 2007
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  6. Aurora

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    OK, I'll spoil the inevitable 'parody' thread.

    Is it possible to catch Rabbis while having Sex?

     There you go, no need to spam up the RR with it. I thought of it first.
    Aurora, Jun 8, 2007
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  7. Mr. Plow

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    What about my "Is it possible to have Babies while catching sex?" thread?
    Mr. Plow, Jun 8, 2007
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  8. Grammour Boy

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    "Is it possible to catch crabs while having sex?"
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  9. gul

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    Is it possible to not catch Rabies while having Sex with Paris Hilton?
    gul, Jun 8, 2007
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  10. Mr. Plow

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    Is it possible to not catch crabs while having Tex?
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  11. Grammour Boy

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    Yes, it's 100% possible to not catch rabies while having sex with Paris Hilton. Because Paris does NOT have rabies.
    Grammour Boy, Jun 8, 2007
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    How do you know??
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    Somebody's not getting the point, me thinks!
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    All I know is the horse I was with last night said, "Nay"
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    Are you Mr. Hands?

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  18. 14thDoctor

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    Well, it's my understanding that people get rabies through bites, and it's also my understanding that really good sex involves biting, so yes, I'd say it's more than possible.


    And if you're having sex with Paris Hilton, rabies is probably the least of your health concerns.
    14thDoctor, Jun 9, 2007
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  19. Chuck

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    Is it possible to catch sex while having rabies?
    Chuck, Jun 10, 2007
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    Rabies? Maybe, maybe some buckshot too. :diablo:
    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Jun 10, 2007
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  21. Tex

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    uh.. yes :unsure:
    Tex, Jun 10, 2007
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