It's the Majorie Taylor Greene thread!

https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/status/1639363458054381575?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Not a horn. Too high in the range. Trumpet and clarinet, yes. Alto clarinet is acceptable because it can easily get up in that range (we're talking between tuning A of 440Hz and the A an octave above it, so a Bb or A clarinet's upper/clarion register, and 625Hz is roughly, what, half-way in between, so an Eb [hey, that's the tri-tone of A!]). Also acceptable: Alto and tenor sax.
If you must go the horn route, use a horn in Bb, not the one in F.

Now, of course, probably the best instrument to use would be a small Eb clarinet, because that 625 Hz Eb would be its middle C, and if MTG decided to get annoyed, the player can just jump up 2 and a half octaves into the altissimo range and unleash a shrill squeal from hell

I am pretty sure a dirty butt plug and some duct tape would silence her easy enough, and it is probably what her ex husband used to keep her from killing the hard on when he fucked her.

That's assault.
My iteration on the idea I quoted is an exercise of free speech

It is not assault if she is a fucking monkey. Then it is animal abuse which is totally different.

Marjorie Taylor Greene's Congressional Twitter Account Suspended for 'Vengeance' Post

So, some 6.66 million tuned in to 60 Minutes to watch her interview. That’s some of the lowest ratings for the show this season.

full play by play on Stahl's garbage fire.

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60 Minutes may be a respectable popular news show, I believe it is, broadcast news on a whole is getting less viewers than people like Joe Rogan. Even Tucker Carlson can’t compete with him. Make of that what you will.

None of that has anything to do with the fact that CBS thought that they could boost their ratings by having Sporkfoot on, and instead it hurt their ratings. They were down over 30% from the week before. Other things (movies, TV shows, podcasts, videogames) might be eating into their overall ratings but it's unlikely they had anything at all to do with the week-to-week drop the show experienced.

The question is: Will CBS learn from this, do a mea culpa, and move on in a different direction? I'm guessing not.

New York City looks like Gotham City.

https://twitter.com/repmtg/status/1643022790079967238

Please write a script for Bill Carson and Marjorie Taylor Greene hooking up in a bar.
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INT. BAR - NIGHT

Bill Carson, a handsome and well-dressed man, is sitting at the bar, nursing a drink. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a beautiful and outspoken woman, enters the bar and orders a drink. She sits down next to Bill and they start talking.

MARGARET: So, what do you do for a living?

BILL: I'm a lawyer.

MARGARET: Really? That's interesting. What kind of law do you practice?

BILL: I'm a corporate lawyer.

MARGARET: That must be very demanding.

BILL: It can be, but it's also very rewarding.

MARGARET: I'm sure it is.

There is an awkward silence.

MARGARET: So, what do you do for fun?

BILL: I like to play golf, go fishing, and travel.

MARGARET: That sounds like fun.

BILL: It is.

Another awkward silence.

MARGARET: So, what do you think of the current political climate?

BILL: I think it's a mess.

MARGARET: I agree.

They continue to talk about politics for a while.

MARGARET: I'm going to get another drink. Do you want anything?

BILL: No, I'm good.

Margaret gets up and goes to the bar. Bill watches her go.

BILL (to himself): She's pretty hot.

Margaret comes back with her drink.

MARGARET: So, what do you think of me?

BILL: I think you're very beautiful.

MARGARET: Thank you.

BILL: You're welcome.

There is an awkward silence.

MARGARET: So, do you want to get out of here?

BILL: Sure.

Margaret and Bill leave the bar.

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

Bill and Margaret walk down the street.

MARGARET: I live just down the street.

BILL: That's convenient.

They arrive at Margaret's apartment building.

MARGARET: Well, this is it.

BILL: It's nice.

MARGARET: Thanks.

They stand there for a moment.

MARGARET: Do you want to come in?

BILL: Sure.

Margaret and Bill go inside.

INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

Margaret leads Bill into her apartment.

MARGARET: Make yourself comfortable.

BILL: Thanks.

Margaret goes into the kitchen. Bill looks around the apartment.

BILL (to himself): This is a nice place.

Margaret comes back with two glasses of wine.

MARGARET: Here you go.

BILL: Thanks.

They clink their glasses together.

MARGARET: Cheers.

BILL: Cheers.

They take a sip of their wine.

MARGARET: So, what do you think?

BILL: I think it's great.

MARGARET: I'm glad you like it.

They stare at each other.

MARGARET: I'm attracted to you.

BILL: I'm attracted to you too.

They kiss.

The kiss deepens.

They start to take off each other's clothes.

They fall onto the bed.

They make love.

Afterwards, they lie in bed, holding each other.

MARGARET: That was amazing.

BILL: It was.

MARGARET: I'm glad we did this.

BILL: Me too.

They kiss again.

The End.

Please change the script with Bill and Marjorie to make him a plumber. Thanks.
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Sure. Here is the script with Bill as a plumber:

INT. BAR - NIGHT

Bill Carson, a handsome and well-dressed plumber, is sitting at the bar, nursing a drink. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a beautiful and outspoken woman, enters the bar and orders a drink. She sits down next to Bill and they start talking.

MARGARET: So, what do you do for a living?

BILL: I'm a plumber.

MARGARET: Really? That's interesting. What kind of plumbing do you do?

BILL: I do all kinds of plumbing. I fix leaky faucets, install toilets, and unclog drains.

MARGARET: That must be a tough job.

BILL: It can be, but it's also very rewarding.

MARGARET: I'm sure it is.

There is an awkward silence.

MARGARET: So, what do you do for fun?

BILL: I like to play golf, go fishing, and travel.

MARGARET: That sounds like fun.

BILL: It is.

Another awkward silence.

MARGARET: So, what do you think of the current political climate?

BILL: I think it's a mess.

MARGARET: I agree.

They continue to talk about politics for a while.

MARGARET: I'm going to get another drink. Do you want anything?

BILL: No, I'm good.

Margaret gets up and goes to the bar. Bill watches her go.

BILL (to himself): She's pretty hot.

Margaret comes back with her drink.

MARGARET: So, what do you think of me?

BILL: I think you're very beautiful.

MARGARET: Thank you.

BILL: You're welcome.

There is an awkward silence.

MARGARET: So, do you want to get out of here?

BILL: Sure.

Margaret and Bill leave the bar.

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

Bill and Margaret walk down the street.

MARGARET: I live just down the street.

BILL: That's convenient.

They arrive at Margaret's apartment building.

MARGARET: Well, this is it.

BILL: It's nice.

MARGARET: Thanks.

They stand there for a moment.

MARGARET: Do you want to come in?

BILL: Sure.

Margaret and Bill go inside.

INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

Margaret leads Bill into her apartment.

MARGARET: Make yourself comfortable.

BILL: Thanks.

Margaret goes into the kitchen. Bill looks around the apartment.

BILL (to himself): This is a nice place.

Margaret comes back with two glasses of wine.

MARGARET: Here you go.

BILL: Thanks.

They clink their glasses together.

MARGARET: Cheers.

BILL: Cheers.

They take a sip of their wine.

MARGARET: So, what do you think?

BILL: I think it's great.

MARGARET: I'm glad you like it.

They stare at each other.

MARGARET: I'm attracted to you.

BILL: I'm attracted to you too.

They kiss.

The kiss deepens.

They start to take off each other's clothes.

They fall onto the bed.

They make love.

Afterwards, they lie in bed, holding each other.

MARGARET: That was amazing.

BILL: It was.

MARGARET: I'm glad we did this.

BILL: Me too.

They kiss again.

The End.

OK, but, instead of jumping into bed have him fix her sink.
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Sure. Here is the script with Bill fixing Margaret's sink instead of jumping into bed:

INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

Margaret is in her kitchen, trying to fix her sink. She is unsuccessful and calls a plumber.

MARGARET: Hello, I need a plumber to come and fix my sink.

PLUMBER: Sure, I can be there in about an hour.

MARGARET: Thank you.

An hour later, Bill arrives at Margaret's apartment.

BILL: Hi, I'm Bill, the plumber.

MARGARET: Hi, Bill, I'm Margaret.

BILL: I see you have a problem with your sink.

MARGARET: Yes, it's been leaking for days.

BILL: I'll take a look.

Bill examines the sink.

BILL: It looks like the washer is gone. I'll have to replace it.

MARGARET: Okay.

Bill goes to his truck and gets a new washer. He comes back and installs it.

BILL: There, that should do it.

MARGARET: Thank you so much, Bill.

BILL: You're welcome.

Bill starts to leave.

MARGARET: Wait, Bill.

BILL: Yes?

MARGARET: I was wondering if you'd like to stay for a drink.

BILL: I'd love to.

Margaret and Bill go into the living room and have a drink. They talk and laugh.

MARGARET: I'm really glad I called you, Bill.

BILL: Me too.

Margaret and Bill kiss.

The End.

ok, but have margaret's dog bite Bill while he's trying to fix it.
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Sure. Here is the script with Margaret's dog biting Bill while he's trying to fix the sink:

INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

Margaret is in her kitchen, trying to fix her sink. She is unsuccessful and calls a plumber.

MARGARET: Hello, I need a plumber to come and fix my sink.

PLUMBER: Sure, I can be there in about an hour.

MARGARET: Thank you.

An hour later, Bill arrives at Margaret's apartment.

BILL: Hi, I'm Bill, the plumber.

MARGARET: Hi, Bill, I'm Margaret.

BILL: I see you have a problem with your sink.

MARGARET: Yes, it's been leaking for days.

BILL: I'll take a look.

Bill examines the sink.

BILL: It looks like the washer is gone. I'll have to replace it.

MARGARET: Okay.

Bill goes to his truck and gets a new washer. He comes back and starts to install it. Margaret's dog, a small terrier mix, is sitting nearby, watching Bill.

Suddenly, the dog jumps up and bites Bill on the hand.

BILL: Ouch!

Margaret: Oh, no! Are you okay?

BILL: I think so.

The dog continues to bark and growl at Bill.

MARGARET: Down, Sparky!

The dog finally stops barking and sits down.

MARGARET: I'm so sorry about that. Sparky is usually very friendly.

BILL: It's okay. I'm just glad it wasn't worse.

Bill finishes installing the washer and turns to leave.

MARGARET: Wait, Bill.

BILL: Yes?

MARGARET: I was wondering if you'd like to stay for a drink.

BILL: I'm not sure that's a good idea.

MARGARET: I promise Sparky won't bite you again.

BILL: I'm not worried about Sparky.

MARGARET: Then what's wrong?

BILL: I'm just not sure if this is a good idea.

MARGARET: Why not?

BILL: I don't know. I guess I'm just not looking for anything serious right now.

MARGARET: I understand.

BILL: I'm really sorry.

MARGARET: It's okay.

Bill starts to leave.

MARGARET: Bill?

BILL: Yes?

MARGARET: Thanks for fixing my sink.

BILL: You're welcome.

Bill leaves. Margaret sighs and looks at Sparky.

MARGARET: I guess we'll just have to find another plumber.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is QUEEN OF THE TRUMP ZOMBIES

For the first time in a while they didn’t have sports as a lead-in which also didn’t help their ratings.

Did @steve2^4 have a stroke? Anyway, I would make it so my name is Art Vandelay and I'm an importer-exporter.

https://twitter.com/willcarless/status/1643260950248841220?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Oh, tell us the one where he gets drunk and breaks all of her shit because he cannot get hard. Just substitute MTG for his ex in the police report.

What a piece of shit.

https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/status/1643048198502772736

Hmm I wonder if she's diddling a minor?

You HAVE to wonder...

reportedly she's banging the Newsmax reporter that gave her a goodbye kiss after the "interview" Tuesday

The only new thing I learned from that 60 Minutes interview is that Three Toes is 48 years old.

I would've guessed she's at least ten years older than that. She looks rough for someone who's had such a cushy life.

Too many steroids.