Japanese Arrest Warrant Issued for Panettiere

From IMDB's news page.

Hmmm....I could imagine sticking her with my hook.....just sayin'

Hayden...

in prison....

with a bunch of japanese girls....




I'll be in my bunk.

Save the cheerleader...save the whales!

Um...do we have an extradition treaty with Japan?

Like that's gonna hurt The Cheerleader!!!

What do the Japanese have against Pantera?
Leave Pantera alone!!!!

We probably do, and we'd better honor it! Or you just know who the Japanese will send to get her...

Not too sure even the Cheerleader is bouncing back from that!

Eh, even if we did, the US is pretty hesitant to extradite for speech issues - we have a fine history of not extraditing journalists, for example, and I'd imagine protestors would enjoy similar protections.

Hayden's been very naughty and deserves a spanking.

I volunteer by the way.

It's always the hot ones that are into the weird activist causes.

Gotta give her props though; it takes a lot to piss off the Japs.

Whats weird about saving whales?

Same thing both fuck in the water!

Nothing, really.

The weirdness comes with circling whaling ships in inflatable rafts a la Greenpeace and pissing off the fishermen. You gotta be frickin' nuts to do that shit.

Are ye sure ye would'na like ta... rephrase that, laddie?

Not in the video I saw. The yuppies didn't even manage to set the dolphins free that had been corralled.

Lemme guess, the Japs also hunt thousands of dolphins for "scientific research"?

Exactly. If they want her, let them try and claim her.

I'll even make it fair and keep one eye closed...

Fish, whatever.

Dolphins are not fish, of course.

They are a variety of ...





...whale!


But Dan probably didn't know that.

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Well they both belong to the order Cetacea but I wouldn't consider dolphins the same thing as whales.

And forget about Dan did you read what Darkening considered the qualifying behavior to be a whale?

If all it takes is fucking in the water to be a whale then the sea ain't got nothing but whales.






Not to mention there's a huge land whale population.

Comeon are you telling me you have never seen a land whale at wal'mart?

A land whale? I wish. Damn things always travel in pods.

Um, sorry you are wrong there friend.

Dolphin is most certainly a fish, not a mammal.

Is this a joke post, or just really ill informed?

^ Actually, neither. It is pointing out that there is a fish called the "dolphin-fish" (which should not be confused with dolphins, which are of the whale family). The dolphin-fish is indeed a fish.

But it is not even related to the dolphin.

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Well...duh!

And a very TASTY fish at that

I would like to see this Hayden bitch handcuffed.


To my bed.