WTF? THat's the premise of a Steven Segall movie! He's a highly trained special forces /cop disguised as a cook on a ship....Under Siege or something, with a topless ERika Eleniak popping out of a cake. BTW cook/sniper is so Jethro Bodine from Beverly Hillbillies.
Saw these recently elsewhere and thought they were kinda funny. Camouflage in a nation of sheep-eaters: Hang on! Wrote a song about a rebellion. Wanna hear it? Here it go... When this happens to your technical... ...sometimes you have to improvise. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Dashika-barrow:
Did you see the guy with the guitar? Jesus, that's priceless! Anc, hook me up with an AK-74, and I'll serenade you and your buddies when you're under fire!
Guitar dude is awesome! Hey, they had drummer boys in our Civil War. Anyway, how do you yell "Freebird!" in Arabic? I think I know what song he's playing: "you say you're in a revolution, well you know.... we all want Khadaffi dead...." And damn if that wheelbarrow contraption doesn't ROCK! "we go to war with the farm implements we have, not with what we want"
Four grand for something that can fit into the trunk of a car and can destroy an airliner during takeoff? Now that's what I call a bargain.
No shit, sherlock. I think that's what millions of people were saying beforehand. Actually there aren't enough facepalms on the internet.
Libya’s unnamed representative told the gathering of ambassadors that LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual and transsexual) topics “affect religion and the continuation… of the human race”. Rick Santorum has a backup plan apparently... But seriously, those are the extremely offensive and homophobic remarks? How is that any different from what the Republican Party or Vatican routinely put out? For a Muslim shithole that's damn near enlightened. Vastly improved from stoning them to death.
