Concur with Scorpie. I am marginally aware of Grout and Kuranes, but I don't wish them ill. As far as Mewa, we should all chip in and send him a stripper. Actually seven strippers. Dressed as lady cops. See if he bitches to internal affairs about that.
I think that'd all depend on what the girls (I'm assuming we're not talking tranny strippers here ) did with their nightsticks. Oh, and here's the ponies!