Man's Wife Catches Him Cheating with GPS

I heard a story about a guy who was driving with a friend when his wife called. He answered the phone, and a few seconds later the driver's GPS said, "Turn left and go .2 miles, then turn right." The wife though he was cheating on her!

The moral of the story: We need gay gps's.

That's fascinating stuff.

What else have you heard? WF must know.

Fixed.

Wow. This thread was just what the internet was missing. Thank you for your contribution.

So she thought he was cheating on her with a robot? It would be better if it was a robosexual affair? Do you also have the metal fever?

He's got concussion from all the cocks smacking against his forehead.

This was the plot of a car commercial a while back.

Well, it was also the subject of a car ride someone I knew was involved in.

I heard that's what they call the GPS in your phone.

I don't believe you. You aren't wired right, and I suspect that you are lying.

I bet what happened is that you saw the commercial a long time ago, something happened inside your sub-primate brain that replaced the "commercial" memory with one of "real-life" and you got confused.

Apostle thinks "that crazy movin' picture box thing" is a secret gov't camera system that allows him to spy on wacky relationship mix-ups, confidential product comparisons, and insider consumer opportunities ("No matter WHAT I owe!", he shouts, joyfully).

We'll see.

We'll see what?

Without even knowing what you're going to say, I'll bet it's about 98% likely that the correct response will be: "No we won't."

I just thought he would talk more crap, you know like he always does.

No, actually I um...know the same guy that knows the guy that this...err...happened to.

What a friend. He lies for his buddy.


OK, its the guys wife, right. And he's in his car, right?! You gonna tell me that she is not aware of the talking GPS in the car??

What a man. He wanks for no reason. Shoes is not lying. I'll let him tell the complete story, should he choose. It was funny, but I regret this thread - you'se guys is weird.

P.S. - it was my car.

I don't care about the story and its not funny. Its not even worth a thread. Don't you have any really funny stories about how you shot something by mistake or somethin'?

You regularly have your friends drive you places? Did you have a bit too much to drink on your boys night out? Just remember, when you passed out her accusations stopped being false.

Its just friggin' weak. She hears a female voice and says..'who is that woman?' He explains but she doesn't believe it. You drop him home and let her hear it for herself.

Or is she some kinda mental defect?

Well we know it wasn't his "Girlfriend" as there was no hissing sound or a hum from the electric pump in the background.

Fuck you Mewa. It was me. I was in the car with Apostle, and it was The Warden that called and got all questioney when she heard the GPS. "Who was that?" "What are you doing?" "Why are you doing it?"

Typical The Warden type stuff.

It was no big deal. It was kind of funny once it got straightened out. I can't believe all the douche nozzelry in this thread.

I believe it because Shoes said it.

I wouldn't believe apostle83 if he told me the sun was up. I'd have to go look to make sure.

And here I liked you until yesterday, Chaos.

What on Earth did I ever do to you that you liked me?

We're both fairly conservative, at least I thought.