Nobody Wants to See My Starfish :(

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Asyncritus, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    I've been away most of the time for a week now, and I realize that no one really cares about me. :(

    I saw this post from Storm:
    I didn't make the list. I'm as bad as Order2Chaos. :( No one wants to see my starfish. :(

    I suppose it's because I'm too old and just not all that attractive any more. But to try to come up with something that will interest you, I managed to procure a "starfish" picture of my daughter.

    I will spoiler it, so those of you who are not into that sort of thing don't have to see it. She's legal, but it's still the kind of picture that shouldn't be displayed just anywhere.

    [?=Warning: dubious picture][?=Maybe you weren't listening--I'm not sure you're going to want to see this][?=Well, if you're *really* sure, then go ahead and click one last time]

    Here it is. Though I'm not really sure just what it is you all see in this kind of pictures... :unsure:




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  2. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Which one's your girl?


    ;)
  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Your daughter's a hottie! :drool:
  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Asyncritus is showing his daughter's starfish on WF -! I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked.
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  5. Ramen

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    How available is your daughter and how wealthy is your family?

    [action=Ramen]makes travel / bank arrangements.[/action]
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  6. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    It's a very nice Starfish, Async. :)
  7. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Certainly is. Is that in France?
  8. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Yeah, I think I'll just start calling Async "Dad" now...
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  9. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Nope. Madagascar.


    Well, sometimes. She wasn't such a "hottie" when this picture was taken, after a night in the airplane and a day in the "bush-taxi" (a sort of mini-van in which you spend hours and hours cramped up with a bunch of other people to get from one city to another in Madagascar), right when she arrived at the orphanage in Fianarantsoa:

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    But she looked better a couple of days later after she got the chance to clean up, change clothes, get her hair done nicely, and so on:

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    How available? I suppose it depends to a certain extent on the young man in the first picture, among others.

    How wealthy is our family? Just keep in mind that, no matter how much we have here in Europe, she is much more interested in working with orphans and other poor kids in Madagascar than in staying in Europe:

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    How well do you speak Malagasy... son? :unsure:


    ;)


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  10. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    I love the fact that Async even posts photos of his daughter looking not-hot.
  11. Meka

    Meka At peace.

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    I care about your starfish! It's lovely! :nyer:
  12. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Oh the places you'll go and the things you'll do...

    Nice starfish. Lovely daughter. You must be very proud of her chosen path. :)
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  13. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I wonder if his daughter knows that he is posting such pictures?
  14. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    At least I know what a "Starfish" is now. Other than the usual meaning. Learn something every day.

    You should be very proud of your daughter, Async. But I'm sure that you are. Not every child is as unselfish.
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  15. Baba

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    She has good morales. :)
  16. Asyncritus

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    He is an excellent guy. But for now, I'm not sure if he's her "boyfriend" or what. I must say, though, that if things go ahead with the two of them, I wouldn't mind at all. He's really great, and on top of that, they're both scout leaders!

  17. Asyncritus

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    A really great kid. If I'm not mistaken, she was away when you visited us so you didn't get to meet her. I don't know what she'll do with her life, but if it's anything like what she hopes to do, her life will have been really worthwhile.

    Our son, too, has some plans along the same lines, though nothing specific at the moment.

    It would be interesting if they both ended up in Madagascar, though. It would give me a good excuse to go there even more often. :techman:

  18. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Your daughter's black?
  19. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The Last Dragon

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    I was very afraid to open this thread due to the provocative title, but Async's reputation finally won me over. Nice pics, dude! :techman:
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  20. Ramen

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    Wait a minute, why am I at the bottom of that list? :soma: :wtf:

    I should be at the top! :ramen: