Open the Pod Bay Doors, Barbie?

Exactly. And if anybody mentioned it, the Ben Shapiros of the world would always retort "Stop being so sensitive! Can't you take a joke?"

I'm only Barbie-curious because Ncuti Gatwa's in this as a Ken and he's the next Doctor Who. And apparently there was some promo shooting stuff for Barbie featuring a pink TARDIS. But I can tuck that reaction between my legs until I look like a Ken.

Just got out, it was excellent.

I did watch it high, but that just made the emotional bits hit harder.


Ryan Gosling really does steal the show. Oscar worthy.

I sold a little girl a pink Barbie bike, who grew up, and sold it to you.
You're vicariously welcome.
Ingrate.

UA is Jenee's Ken, and he's bummed about it.

Mattel has 14 movies coming.

https://www.darkhorizons.com/barbie-maker-mattel-has-14-films-coming/

On the list is Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
They already did that movie, it's called "Real Steel".

They refuse to give up on He-Man too.

They want to do a "dark and surreal take" on Barney.
I beat you to it, Mattel!

Barbie's already made half a billion.
Woke keeps not going broke.
Huh, imagine that.
Geez, it's almost like CHUDs are wrong about everything.
Or something.


https://www.darkhorizons.com/barbie-makes-half-a-billion-in-first-week/

I just saw it. My main beef was that a dirty Canadian played Ken. Also, I don't think Ugly Betty should be playing mom roles yet.

Apparently Russia is so crazy about the movie they are screening bootleg copies due to the sanctions stopping them getting the official release.

Russia.

Ultra-macho "we hate the gays" Russia.

Are gaga for a movie that has more pink than.... well, the next-most pink thing in the universe to Barbie.

https://www.supertalk.fm/mississipp...sPUhzINhRlAI-HohB9g9RlrZy3qESPu8Ohz8MEQUCj28s

The Pink Knight Rose last night.

For about 15 minutes of xHamster.

The Uno villain can reverse things.

Why do I have a terrible feeling about that link? It is like hearing someone shit their pants. You do not want to breathe, but you wonder how awful it really is. Then you remember you are not in an elevator and can go away and never know what that smelled like. Most people would sniff, but I am not going to. There are too many things I know will not waste my time on the internet. Things like writing a tldr reason not to give a view to some obvious CHUD video review of the barbie movie.

No Mad Scientist.

I mean, she's 39, so it's not THAT crazy she'd play mom to a teenager now

She’s three years older than granny Boebert.

Still less in the genital region than Ken.

And no horn on the horse either.

Trying to think if this is worse that what happened to Sunny Muffins.