Paris Hilton starts jail sentence

Yeah, so....what's ya slant on this? How is this Red Room material?

Come on, spice it up!

Ehh...

Fuck you?

What, she's going to jail. All the other threads about her were in the RR.

Oh I got it!

Stupid bitch! Who did she think she was fooling with that Bible?


Nah. Not quite red room.

Whatever.

Two bucks sez she tries to end it with a comma.

Why use a BBC NEWS article when there are loads of US NEWS articles on this subject?

Now I didn't say you were stupid but.....

This photo made available Monday, June 4, 2007 by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office shows Paris Hilton after the 26-year-old heiress turned herself in to begin her three week stint at the Century Regional Detention Facility
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What's the "After" picture gonna look like?

She's a chickenwoman.

Outta rep!

Well, good for her.

She's probably right --not that Paris hasn't invited such attention.

Wonder how long it took for some bull dyke to trade Paris for a carton of Marlboros?

Honestly, for someone like her to be cut off from everything, its gonna be tough.

A whole carton? You really think she's worth that?

On the inside, smooth skin and a fresh mouth will go a long way.

Damn it, I forgot to record that. Sarah Silverman was hosting....

[YT=MTV awards clip; Sarah Silverman taking the piss out of Paris Hilton.]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqUig75bAz8[/YT]

So when will the video hit the web?

Ten seconds after she gets released from jail.

SHES GOT THE HERPES

...and she gave it to the whole Seventh Fleet.

And the K9s...

What the fuck ever. Paris deserves to be in jail on principle. The judge got sick of her entitled ass walking out, and he did something about it. 23 days in jail isn't jack shit. Lat me get behind the wheel drunk. The book would have been thrown at mu black ass, and I'd only have myself to blame.

And the enemy...

She should be transferred to Gitmo IMHO.

I hope she gets into girls in prison.

23 days in jail is ridiculous, nobody does time for DUI, they're just making an example out of her.

In Virginia we had more than one soldier do some time for a DUI. I'm pretty sure we had another do time for some extreme speeding violations. It happens, although it is rare and you'd think someone like her could have gotten out of it.

That is the military. Justice in America is for people with money, only poor people go to jail. It's all a bunch of crap, our legal system is pretty fucked up.