Patriots owner busted for solicitation

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  1. Rimjob Bob

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  2. TheBrew

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    Fellate-gate?
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  3. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    If I were a billionaire, I feel like I could find better, safer avenues for pay-for-play than a Florida massage parlor.
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    "And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything." Just following the lead of our Fearless Leader.
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    Jussie Smollett: Man, I can’t believe how stupid I was!

    Robert Kraft: Hold my beer.
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    If anything, fuck Kraft for making me agree with Louise Mensch.
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  8. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    In all fairness, it's unlikely the john would know which category a massage parlor girl fell into.
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  9. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    A lot of times, it's a distinction without a difference anyway. A lot of prostitutes are runaways who get bribed with the promise of a home or food and instead the pimps exploit them, too.

    The only ethical prostitution is in Nevada's Bunny Ranch. It's also one of the only legal establishments in the US. :shrug:
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  10. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    I think most sex workers the world over would disagree with that position, and they don't appreciate conflating their consensual profession with forced sex slavery.

    https://www.ted.com/talks/juno_mac_the_laws_that_sex_workers_really_want

    To define "trafficking," the standard of "I'd be on the streets if I didn't do this work" is a weak one, as it applies to most types of work.
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  11. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Apparently there are tapes.



    :urgh:
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    Stolen from FB:
    Yet another Patriot busted for paying someone to manipulate his balls.
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  14. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    And now I'm stealing it. :)
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    I thought the winners were supposed to go to Disney? Disney is not even close to Jupiter.
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  17. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Ouch.

    And yet the fuzz waited until they had accumulated 25 perps ("johns") before they did the humane thing and broke up the human traffic ring. Sheesh, was that dedication or what?
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  19. Steal Your Face

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    How is it that a billionaire has to pay for sex?
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  20. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Thanks for the video. Nor was I trying to throw sex workers under the bus. I do want it legalized and destigmatized so that such exploitation can end.
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  21. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Have you seen most billionaires? They aren't exactly Christian Gray. :shrug:

    Besides, paying $100k for a hooker is still cheaper than sixty billion in a divorce settlement. Just ask Jeff Bezos. :ramen:
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  22. Fisherman's Worf

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    Because they're made of garbage.
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  23. matthunter

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    If you're implying he should have women hanging off him for any other reason than pure romantic love, then you're implying they're after his cash one way or the other.
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  24. matthunter

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    Why were Jupiter Police involved? Was he trafficking the women in from Europa?
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  26. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Maybe they wanted enough evidence for a slam-dunk case for the prosecution. Yeah those "massage parlors" are a big problem here in Augusta too, and I'm sure a lot of places across the country.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    did you see his picture? :yuck:
  28. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    All sex is paid for, one way or another. :borg:
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  29. Zombie

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    I want to know who else was involved.

    Apparently there is someone with a bigger name than Kraft involved.

    Why not name them?
  30. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    The massage parlor is apparently a short drive from Mar-a-Lago. You might not like the answer.
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