Pensioner beats up burglar; Judges Verdict "Haha you stupid loser burglar".

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  1. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    More At Linky


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  2. Amaris

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    Good.


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  3. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Excellent! I love a happy ending.
  4. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    When fists are outlawed, only outlaws will have fists. :bergman:
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  6. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    If only all news was such happy news.

    I love the "before and after" pictures to show how good of a job the boxer did on him, too. And he did indeed get what he deserved. (Though perhaps not as much of it as he deserved. A guy who intends to rob a retired person, and seriously harm them physically if need be in order to do it, probably needs more than a couple of good punches and 4 years locked up. But we'll just hope that is enough for him to learn his lesson and become a model citizen. Oh, and Santa Claus will probably be a bit early this year, too...)

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  7. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I approve of this story, although I wish it would've been as I initially read it--"juggler" instead of "burglar".
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  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He should have shot him. :diacanu:
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  9. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    But those stupid piercings didn't help matters much (other than to enhance the pain and bruising).
  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Yeah, if he didn't have guns, this story might have turned out completely differently.

    Oh, wait.
  11. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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  12. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    "You ever notice how you come across someone once in a while that you just shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."
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  13. Uncle Albert

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    :lol:

    Best thing I've read all day.
  14. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    A good outcome.

    Yet if the pensioner had picked up a kitchen knife or a cricket bat to defend himself, what would the outcome have been then? :chris:
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  15. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    That old guy is accurate in addition to being powerful!
    Two punches, both right on the money.

    Hey...Perez Hilton....this is getting "beat up." Can you tell the difference? :)
  16. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    How does it feel to get your ass beat by an old man, you fucking chav??:rofl:
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  17. Grandtheftcow

    Grandtheftcow Fresh Meat

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    We don't see enough stories like this.

    Normally some retard DA has a hard on for the letter of the law and charges the senior while telling gramps he should he let the kid stab him.
  18. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    Oooh, owned! :lol:
  19. Volpone

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    Tell me the part again where the chav gets beat up by a senior citizen, because I don't think that's ever going to get old.
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  20. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    I hope people read the link, because there's some proper gems in the longer story.

    Including this picture, of the guy "partying". Facebook really isn't compatible with privacy...

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    <goddamit, I think the picture has been taken down or something; it was basically the chav, drunk, in a pink afro. And just above, was old guy in his youth, in his boxing gear.>
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  21. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    OMG! Imagine what the geezer could have done to the punk if he had been "in his prime" versus being a senior citizen? :)

    That dude would be drinking out of a straw forever! :cool:

    BTW under what weight class did the geezer fight? If he's not a heavyweight, then this is really, really pathetic for the kid. :jayzus:
  22. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    Dunno, but you can see his medals and trophies AT THE GODDAMN LINK!!! if you could tell anything from those.
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  23. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    The link is not working on my end. I will research later.
    Regardless, my faith in humanity is restored thanks to this incident!

    Every week or so some geezer kills (or attempts to kill) a young thug around Augusta, and it really pumps me up!

    I am quickly pushing "geezer" status myself you know. :blush:

    Screw being a victim! Never trust anyone under 30, by Crackey (whoever Crackey is). :salute:
  24. Volpone

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    Impossible to tell from the story. He looks pretty powerfully built, so I'm tempted to say like a light heavyweight or so, but he could be 5'6" or something and be some kind of middleweight. But he took pretty good care of himself for a 72 year old. I wouldn't want to fight him.
  25. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Reading the link, this doesn't sound like a "Burglary" at all. It sounds like Attempted Murder/Assault in the 1st. You go away forever, young man.
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