Perhaps wordforge should air itself out.

I am going to preface this with the knowledge that this is your fucking place, and I am just here eating.

I have been across many a message board, and I know a burger king message board when I see one. Some of you operators of this board seem to think you cook up some good shit, but really you are a second rate hamburger joint. Not that you do not have a use, but there are a few of you out there, and your chain isn't the best of it's class. So for the why am i here if I am bitching so much question? I like burger king sometimes. It is not good for you, it is a second rate McDonalds, but sometimes you go there.

You are not elite, and I chuckle every time I hear eliteforge. You are not even very good. I have seen some good boards where there is decent conversation and debate. This is not it. You are not even very good for friendly chatter, or fandom. You have gone and made it that way. You have offered up so much sleazy crap and it is no surprise the better people skip on by. You only have adequate trollbait to boot. Let me go through a few of your pretty fucking bland offerings i can find anywhere.

You have your @Faceman, @Ramen, @Federal Farmer types. Pretty much your right wing parrot crowd giving faux news a presence here. This type is all over the place on almost every discussion board. You are not quite stormfront bad, but you are the bossy right wing wannabe bill orielly. You are fun to toss shit at but you are not good for a real discussion.

You got your whipping toys like @gturner, @Dayton3, and the late John Castle. They are your locasl off the wall crazy who is pretty much kicked around, banned, and then let back in because it is fun to kick them around and they are always begging at the front door for another chance to eat your shit.

You have your local doormat @John who just seems to be a nice person wallowing in the bullshit around them hoping for something nice to come along. He probably saw something nice back in the day and has hopes it will come around again, but it won't because why would any nice person come here and deal with this shit when there are better well moderated boards where they can go. I have known people like you and i will say to you get the fuck out and go somewhere better. I know you won't do it because in the end you deserve what you get because you are too chickenshit to go out and find some decent people to be with.

There are some people who try for some onversation like @Anna, @Dinner , @Bickendan , @gul, and people like that who do what they can with what they have. I would even put @oldfella1962 here and not with the faceman type because he can explain himself. But there is a reason most people who want a good discussion pass you by. It is because this is the burger king of discussion groups.

Why is it a burger king? Here comes the main reason. You let it be run by what is basically a teenager clique who is out of touch and too full of themselves. You have to be wide open for admission around here. No one would ever take a second glance at your groups and contribute if you had any sort of restrictions. But let us not pretend that is for any other purpose than new meat to mock, or the potential new cock sucker to come along to try and fit in. Yes, I know most of you are geeks and are into geekery, but you are the type of morons who form a geek club and then use it to bully people like you have been.

So you have your place and I have mine. But please get this straight. I know what you are, and I am even aware of a few tricks you have sent my way. This is why I do not bother with a lot of spell checking, or worry that my grammar is not profesional or even good at times. This is why I post high and do not care. And please do tell me how wrong I am, or how I live in the fantasy world. It does not make any difference to the truth. It is just your illusion.

Gosh that was fun. It always feels good to shit in the shitpool.

TLDR

I don't stick around hoping that someone nice comes along, there are some great people already here. Also, Dayton (I poke because I love).

Well, someone is either butthurt that their big bad troll act isn't working or is in desperate need of attention....

Well, I will say this was a better effort than @Volpone has put forth. Bravo, @Tererun, you've managed in less than a year what he couldn't do in more than ten. And to be honest, you aren't all that wrong. I think of it more as a Naugles than a BK or Wendy's, but yeah, we do fast food here for the most part. And we happen to like that greasy, artery clogging goodness.

Well, I am the best. But you won't hear me whining like Castle when I go. There is always another fast food message board out there. There has been a bit of smug around here since the whipping of castle which you guys need to realize is fucking commonplace. Theres probably millions of castles on the internet, and getting rid of one really did not make this place better. I was wondering if the mods around here were noble or just lazy, and I think really lazy is the word for it.

Oh, and yes this is me lighting a match in a room full of gasoline. Bring on the flames.

Projection is a rather complicated thing to explain, but one perfect example makes it clear as day. Thank you for that!

Tell us more of this internet of which you speak. Nobody here must've journeyed out into it....

It is so reliable it is scary. Yes yes, please tell me how I am not the horrible troll I think I am. Please do keep on feeding me those cheap ass burger king type responses. The great partr about this shit is it is cholesterol free.

Clearly it still come with a lot of beef.....

What's funny, actually, and in a reliable sort of way, is that you think this sort of thing will get you banned. I told you when you first arrived to announce your trollishly awesome self that you were unlikely to be banned. That remains true.

If he/it/she is half as good as claimed then there are things that could attract a banning. You know that.

However, the fact that we've seen no evidence of such things is why this person has been found out as a fraud.

This is probably tereruns best post to date and to be honest, it's a pretty decent assesment!

What's an example of a good board? Where do you spend quality time with chateaubriand and a nice St. Emilion? Not that I'm looking, but I'm curious.

I thought BBs were a thing of the past except for specific real-life topics. As this place doesn't have a purpose I think it's doing pretty well. Well, ok, it was conceived as a haven for star trek geeks (I'm more a Lost in Space geek) but that's not a binding theme.

I find it humorous that you called out the rightwing "parrots"

While completely ignoring the leftwing "parrots" that are as bad, if not worse.

gotta say you're being unfair to Face; he's a sign of intelligence.

He doesn't like me. Nor does he understand what ELITEFORGE means. This post is full of fail.

... and face has great taste in avatars.

Indeed he does.

Another list I didn't make...

No, I do understand that there are subgroups I have no access to and that is what you refer to as eliteforge. I use it in a different term as the ones who put themselves on a pedestal here who are overall pretty damn common. I know it is going to make a lot pf people but hurt, and there was no person being mean to me that brought about this rant. I would say boredom and the desire to kick up some drama no matter how vapid or fleeting it might be were the reasons for this. It was late thursday night, I was bored, so I threw some gasoline on the fire, and boy did you guys spark up. I have nseen a group of bickering mongrels band together like this since a couple of boards ago.

I just figured I would remind you of your status. As for the eliteforge you are talking about, I know you guys are fucking around over there. A closed room is a closed room. It gets stagnent and full of geek smell. really, you do send whisps of it's foul odor out here and it can even be smelled above the shit here. You want it that way. It is your smug. I have been in so many kitchens that I know there is the same old same old being enacted behind the curtain. I always love when fast food joints try to hide their kitchen so some people might think there is actually something more than a fry cook back there. Oh yes I am sure you cook up some awesome discussion way back there, not counting your backpatting.

So dance little puppets dance. Give me a good show of hate. If you do well I will congratulate you for it. I do not have little icons to do it, nor would I put forth much effort into creating something, but I can be happy for you. And yes you are getting my common easygoing flames. I like the smell.

Do you really want to make this list? Yes, I notice you. You are the icon that often goes by between other salient postings. Do you really want some help with that because you can be an asshole too. Is that really what you want? Maybe it was you I was thinking of instead of john when I said go find a better place with better people. I don't know what sunk you down in this shithole, but I could recommend a few sites that are better moderated and much more discussion oriented with a bunch of better people. And yes they do have areas where you can talk hard. So start a conversation with me if you want to know. Other than that please do not wish for what you do not want.

Wow, this is Castle level pathetic.

he is a half wit tweeter. I could make a bot that would do what he does.

A critique of the discourse.