Picture Thread 2014

Anne says my smile in a lot of pictures looks forced (unless I'm drinking). I'm trying to work on it, but I think I only made it worse.

At work I got to go on a tour of an under construction subway station:

"No pictures while I'm performing, dammit!!"

Me and my sis, circa 1960 or so.
Mom still has that clock. and that lamp!

And those kids!

Me, I'm 700 miles away, but she can't get rid of the girl!

Last night's sunset (with the vibrance spiked):

I hate above ground power lines.

I had to walk out into the middle of the road so they weren't completely in the frickin way.
The folks at the corner of my block have an absolutely beautiful little natural bit of art right at the corner of the property - a beautiful little tree, leaning artfully over next to a well-placed boulder and a bush. Just a perfect little still life. Except for the telephone pole and the confluence of every power line in the neighborhood cross-hatching the image. You'd need a better photoshopper than me to clean that up.

My cell, today.

I found a very expensive fisheye lens that the previous staff photog bought and hardly ever used.

Yeah, and you commit the ultimate fail by not putting it in the ladies instead of your cubicle.

I put my long lens in the ladies.

Hello dare!

I love them sometimes. I like telephone lines and such as well. I took this picture about 7 years ago:



I like that kind of stuff.

Anyhoo, here's me as of yesterday:

That's different, though.

In your shot, the utility pole/line is the subject of the photo.

LEAP!!

Holy Jeebus, Dan . . . you should have a gallery show or something.

My boy and I at the Museum of Flight.

He doesn't look as embarrassed as he should.

Wait, what? How did Krieg get banned!?

Tried to take over the board.

You can't kill me.

Don't recognize the screen cap?

Actually no, but I was ing at the fact you were still posting with the BANNED label. I was confuzed by the trickery.

Cubicle Hell