Prominent Democrat on Bronze Age Deity

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Clyde, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    You are going to have to spell it out, or we will just continue to ignore you. You are typecast at this point, so if there's something here other than the usual Donkeys bad, Elephants bad, Donkeys more bad routine, well, we aren't going to see it.
  2. Black Dove

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    I bet their stray cat problem is non existent.
  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Aha, just as I thought, you completely misunderstood the complaint about Rubio.
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  4. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    We had a Gut Truck show up every day at my old shop, but all he had usually were hot Fritters and breakfast shit. I remember the biscuits and gravy being especially tasty. My Fiance says I have a "questionable palate". :lol:
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  5. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    This thread has a topic? To me it looked more like you spinning around and around in circles until you threw up something resembling a coherent post.
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  6. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    You...you're joking right? You can't be this stupid to not understand the difference. The problem has nothing to do with the fact that they're Christian, but rather that Rubio believes that religious belief is an acceptable substitute for genuine science. You won't find us railing against Obama for it, because they don't share the same sentiment in this regard, not because we're partisan hacks, of which lately you seem to be more and more.
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  7. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Yet another synchronism with the taco truck subthread.
  8. Liet

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  9. K.

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    I nominate this post -- useful, helpful, concise, and accurate as it is -- for this thread's closing statement.
  10. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    I nominate Packard's post as the latest entry into the litany of self-defeating statements.
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  11. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Well yes, I realize this. :P But sometimes I like to eat out at a place that can make tacos better than I can. I'm a lazy cook. Also, I've never purchased crunchy taco shells at the store that didn't come out of the package already broken.

    Looks like Clyde is joining the taco truck echo chamber. :cool:
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  12. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    So, I'm back home for Thanksgiving. There are no food trucks in this town (there is one place in town to get draft beer, not a lot of options). However last year when I was at home, we went to Pensacola to visit my cousins and some friends. Saw a taco truck and told Anne to pull over.

    :vomit:

    Fucking Taco Bell style taco. I'm pretty sure it was from those Old El Paso kits you get at the grocery store. Talk about disappointing. :(
  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Last year on vacation, my friends and I discovered the secret to making something Taco Bell style at home. Grate a giant block of cheese and melt it into a big pot of beans. That's what we get for mixing inebriation and cooking.

    :yuck:
  14. T.R

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    Best burrito I ever had was a place called Colimas in Oceanside,CA. One Carne Asada burrito is all you need. Taco Bell and Del Taco have nothing on them.
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  15. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Carne Asada always!

    And Taco Bell/Del Taco have nothing on anyone. :bailey:
  16. Liet

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    The main problem with mixing drugs and tacos is that that's the kind of thing that keeps Taco Bell in business. If you want to play it safe you really should have a non-taco plan for food when you do drugs.
  17. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Yes, it's unfortunate, but drugs are a gateway to eating at Taco Bell because it's the only place within walking distance at 3 am. :(
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  18. tafkats

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    I knew pot led to bad things! :mad:
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  19. RickDeckard

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    Okay, so Clyde is manifestly an idiot. Two other points:

    1. Holding that 6-day creationism has any credibility whatsoever takes much more credulity than believing in Jesus.

    2. Neither Christianity or Judaism, despite their pretenses, originated in the Bronze Age. At best, some of the stories that were finally collected together in the 6th century BC have their origins in an earlier oral tradition from the late Bronze Age.
  20. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I'm confused?
    I thought he was a Muslim?
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    An atheist Muslim. :no:
  22. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Not true!
    My buddy Adam makes this taco like wonder using barbeque jerk pulled pork, home brewed salsa, in soft wraps.
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  23. Dayton Kitchens

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    There is a lot less manuscript evidence for Julius Caesar's history of his military triumphs than for the New Testament and Julius's accounts are held to be reliable recountings of his conquests.
  24. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Caesar wrote his accounts himself. Jesus, not so much.
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    Irrelevant.

    And I know people will say that "we know Caesar existed because other people wrote about him and referred to him".

    My response is that I'm specifically referring to Caesar's conquests in Gaul (IIRC) which are accepted as factual despite hundreds of years between the events and the oldest copied manuscripts.
  26. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Unless you're trying to prove that your man wasn't just a figment of someone's imagination.
  27. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    keeping in mind, the dude smokes me under the table.
  28. Chuck

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    Tacos full of mystery meat goodness:

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    Crack in the Box Tacos, like much of their menu, are only edible after Last Call. Twice I have tried them in the light of day. :vomit:
  30. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I can eat any item on Jack in the Box's menu at any time of day or night.
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