PSA test for John Castle

But first:

Without a doubt. I succumbed to a moment of easy amusement.

You suc cumb frequently, don'tcha.

Very naughty, John.

Really, with the avatar? Really? Tell me somethin' -- do ya think that's original? What a bunch of brain dead dicks this board attracts, I tell ya.

What the hell are you talking about?

Y'know, Chup does it and has to remove it because it's against the rules on account of it's a board-wide troll. It's in every single post you make, in and (here's the important part) out of the Red Room. Lubak does it and has to remove it because it's against the rules for the same reason. And here you are, you drool-cup wearing, helmet-wearing little "genius", pulling exactly the same stunt, and I bet you giggled like a girl when you "invented" it, too, didn'tcha.

It's retard awareness month. Mark and I are sponsoring the guy in our avatar. We hope he gets a better life out of it!

I still don't know what the heck you're on about!

The hell is that supposed to have to do with anything?

But, see, I have to give Chup credit here, because he actually is doing something clever. Instead of misusing my image in his signature -- which is against the rules -- or in his avatar -- which is also against the rules -- he's actually posting it in every single post in the Red Room.

Now that's smart. It doesn't leave the Red Room, therefore it doesn't break any rule. That's brains markb just ain't got. Kudos to Chup, and well played, sir!

What?

...apparently unaware of the fact that you're retards. Ironic, ain't it?

What's your problem with me, John?

It's to do with your mother.

She failed to uphold her civic duty by aborting you.

That's pretty rude.

I'm a rude dude with a crude 'tude.

I'm still not sure why you're mad at me.

Well, there are two possible reasons:

The first possibility is that you're as stupid as Teh Baba persona. I don't actually believe that one is the case.

The second possibility is that you're an uncreative, unoriginal nugget of scrotum cheese whose shenanigans are actually breaking an existing board rule. Now that one is very plausible.

What board rule is that, John?

The rule that says that current board owners are bound by an uncodified one-off decision made prior to their ownership for questionable reasons by people who no longer have any control over the board.

Ok John, sure. Whatever you say. *backs away slowly*

The very first one.

That avatar goes everywhere you post. In the Red Room... and outside the Red Room. Which means that that avatar is an instance of "trolling outside the Red Room" every time you post outside the Red Room when you're using that avatar.

How is my Cpt. Kirk avatar trolling?

What is trolling about it?

I agree it may be a bit flaming in a Neil Patrick Harris sort of way. But not really.

Don't diss Kirk, Faceman.

You're claiming I look like William Shatner? That's... almost flattering, in a way.

I always have Cpt. Kirk avatars. Except for my cartoon Hitler avatar at TK.

No, dude. Even you aren't that stupid. I mean, not that I'm saying that you're not plenty stupid -- obviously, you are. You're just not that stupid. You couldn't be that stupid and be sitting upright and typing.