PSA test for John Castle

There's nobody on this board with that username. Who are you talking about?

Giving up on avatars all together? Perhaps that was a wise choice.

Yes, because allowing board users to be discouraged from using board features is definitely where the board wants things to go, I'm sure. Right?

"You should probably not bother to use our board's features, because some of our members are fucking children."

That's a message that's bound to attract members, don'tcha think?

Has the staff discouraged you from using them, John?

A wise choice if he wants to be further trolled. Other people can turn off their avatars too or easily come up with other ways to mock his choice.

Castle should be very strongly advised about the merits of the ignore function by someone he won't reject out of hand.

Do ya think you're clever, Mark? 'Cause you're really not.

Which is no more mockery than it is when registered-but-inactive accounts feature no avatar. You can't mock a nil avatar with a nil avatar.

If nothing else, it demonstrates the lie when he claims that the avatar troll isn't working. Of course, many of us remember just how well it worked last time.

You actually don't know.

You're off by one word.

I actually don't care. He could be the Lord God High Poo-bah Emperor of fuckin' Earth and I wouldn't care. You startin' to grok what I'm layin' down?

If he sucks half a fuck of a duck in the muck
Then he'd have half a fuck and he could still stuff a knuckle
Behind his belt buckle and suckle the duck before I'd
Give him a chuckle but a knuckle is comin' first
Let it burst up ya bubble I'm double
Resistant to the pissant narcissist and
I don't give a fuck, he's just outta luck.

I've got to say that, at the end of the say, I'm actually feeling sorry for John Castle. He wants so much to be an asshole, to be a bully, but he's just too pathetic to pull it off and his efforts only turn himself into the victim. It's as though Sokar were still with us but had lost all his social skills and 30+ points of I.Q.

A dumb, friendless Sokar. Harsh.

Is that really what you'd say at the end of the say? You wanna ding on my IQ, but you don't even proofread your shit. That's just depressing. Note: I'm not after you for your typo -- I'm after you for not proofreading your post and catching your typo. Lazy fuck.

Oh, burn. Pointing out a typo on a BBS. Aren't you the master troll?

So Castle was lying about using a Confederate flag. Big surprise.

Nope. Do you have TinEye? Handy browser extension. Use it on my avatar image -- it is a Confederate flag. Just not the Confederate battle flag everyone recognizes on sight.

I know it's not the battle flag. I'm not the idiot you are, so I don't require image recognition software. It's the national flag of the CSA, and represents everything you claimed prevented you from displaying the battle flag. So, as I noted, you were lying about not displaying such a repugnant symbol.

You didn't require image recognition software because I told you what flag it is. Seriously, pretending you knew the answer after somebody gave you the answer, how dim are you that you thought people were going to buy that?

Where did I make that claim? Quote and link, liar.

What's repugnant about the non-battle version of the CSA flag? You wouldn't even have known what flag it was if I hadn't explicitly told you where it came from.

Sorry, but that's not a confederate flag of any sort in your avatar. The flag near it in design has the star tips pointing outward, not upward. What you have in your avatar is the fucked up version made by someone who didn't know what they were doing. It's like having a Ronex watch.

You're lucky Muad Dib isn't around to see your avatar.

John, this

means that he did know what it was before you mentioned it. You are a frightful dumbass.

You're as wrong about that as you are about your worth as a "human" being. Now sit your silly ass down and shut your silly ass up.

Nope, he didn't, because I mentioned it prior to using it, in another thread.

Yes, you did, so now you no longer require a link. And obviously I recognized the flag, else I wouldn't have called you on it. Do try a bit harder. Once again, you seem to only succeed in trolling yourself.

No, you didn't. At the outside, you guessed. But how do you know that what's in my av is a Confederate flag? Maybe I lied. Maybe it's a Colonial flag. You don't know, except from what I let on, do you? Now you run scramble and check to be sure. 'Cause I'll run your silly little Sodomite asses in circles. Chase that fuckin' red dot! Chase it!

No need to check. Anybody with an education recognizes it.

And of course you lied. About a great many things. That's why nobody takes you seriously.

And yet you claim to have recognized it. Obviously, you've just acknowledged that that was a lie.

This wins the of the evening. Well done, John.

Is that your tiny little insignificant opinion? Would you like an award, perhaps a cookie, for your tiny little insignificant opinion? Just what sort of big ceremony do you think your tiny little insignificant opinion merits? Hmm? Should we throw a party, do you think? "Markb had an opinion -- all by himeself! HOORAY!" Is that what you think is due you?

Funny you mention cookie, John. Who looks like the Cookie Monster do you suppose? If only that pic was blue.