Resolved: Superman would kick Mighty Mouses ass in a fair fight.

DUH! Mighty Mouse is just a cartoon.

Quite true, but what of the more vexing question:

Who would win the race -- Speedy Gonzales, or Road Runner?

Speedy's quicker and more agile over short distances and directional changes, so he'd win going thru a maze, but get'em both on an open stretch of road and the Roadrunner blows Speedy's doors off!

Next question. We all know the coyote is no genius, in spite of his claims to the contrary. But of the three who routinely outsmart him, which is the smartest? The sheepdog, the road runner, or Bugs Bunny?

Sheepdog. Don't ask me why. It's just a gut feeling.

It's that deceptiveness. He's so clever, he doesn't even need to have his eyes open.

Right...and no matter what the coyote's planning, the sheepdog knows exactly what's going on. The Road Runner and Bugs are good at thinking on their feet. They react to what the Coyote does, but the Sheepdog knows what he's going to do before he does it and sets up a contingency plan.

The sheepdog is a 3D chess player. Spock might be able to match wits with him, but nobody else. He could kill the coyote with his brain, but prefers to toy with him for amusement.

Spock is River Tam?

Probably true, but I suspect that if anyone could match wits with the sheepdog, it would be Tweety Bird.

Or, in a very interesting crossover episode, Jerry might manage the trick.

Meh, Tom and Jerry was just mindless violence. It lacked the subtle nuances, and cereberal humor of Luney Tunes.

Underdog would rock them all.

LOONY.

Bugs is undoubtedly the cleverest. Road Runner fastest in a straight-up race. Speedy the most agile.

^ Agreed. And I dunno about the original Mighty Mouse vs. Superman. Does Mighty Mouse have Kyrptonite? And what would 2D Kryptonite do to Superman? And does Superman have a barrel of dip?

Mighty Mouse's origin story is that he was a lab mouse who got fortified with vitamins A through Z.

So, unless he has severely inhibited liver and kidney function, he should had peed out his powers by now.

But bad liver and kidneys wouldn't make him so mighty.

So, for Mighty Mouse to still be empowered, means he has to keep taking his magic vitamins.

So, all Supes has to do is destroy Mighty's medicine cabinet, and wait.

Yeah. The 3d v 2d thing alone should settle this argument.

Superman versus moses. All Moses would have to do is perform his miracle parting of the Dead Sea and Superman would be a bloody mess after having been split apart.

Then that's really Superman vs God, which seems kinda unfair - Moses on his own would be whupped so bad the Jews would run back to the desert for 40 more years.

Though here's a puzzler:

Who's the most malicious; Bugs Bunny, Tweety Bird, or Daffy Duck?

The obvious answer is Daffy, but I think if you look really close at the situation you'll see the truth.

Tweety Bird.

He/She is a sarcastic little fook.

"Awww. The poor puddy faw down go BOOM!

Daffy Duck is more malicious because he initiate a lot of the conflict he generates, such as when he was getting Elmer to shoot Bugs during duck season. Bugs or Tweety never really initiates the situations they find themselves in.

Dude, are you some kinda heeb scholar. What the hell is this???

Since Superman has that vulnerability to magic, even Harry Potter could take him.

Aww jeeeez! No friggin' Moses and no friggin' Harry Potter.

Comic characters!!! Please!!!

Harry Potter can take anyone with his vibrating broom.

Specially Hermione.

That means Wonder Woman's lasso can bind him.
Oh, the kinky possibilities.

Who says Moses isn't comic?

Uh oh. Now the Christians'll be up in arms.

Da da dee da dee.
What ever will be will be.

Yodel for me Mewa! Yodel!

But who is better looking, Wilma or Betty?