SARS II: Respiratory Boogaloo

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  1. We Are Borg

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    Jesus Christ.

    That woman did more for the American people in six minutes than Trump has done his whole term.

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    Republican priorities.
     
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    Fuck hockey, eh?

    I'm still waiting for my city (Toronto) to get a professional hockey team. :(
     
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    I always hesitate to use the term conservative intellectuals, but people who would call themselves that are making the mistake of saying this will be a short term disruption. This is nothing like the SARS outbreak in 2003. Why would equity markets snap back in a matter of weeks when this is a global problem?
     
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  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    According to his Idiot Grandson, "I didn't know people died of flu."
     
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    How has Dodd-Frank helped them?
     
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    Hamilton will get one first. :morons:
     
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    Wait. Trump hasn’t declared this a National Emergency yet?!?!?
     
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Trump is definitely going to cancel the November election.
     
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    You mean Pence.
     
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  12. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    4chan is doomed.
     
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    After "Trump's" speech last night it's very clear Don Jr. and Eric are Weekend at Bernie's-ing him.
     
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    That’s great it starts with an outbreak,
    Bats and snakes, a bullet train,
    And We Are Borg is not afraid...
     
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  16. Ancalagon

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    Fuck.

    Me.

    Inslee to order all private, public K-12 schools in King, Pierce, Snohomish counties to close through April 24 due to coronavirus concerns

    If they close down travel out of state before I can take my kids to AL I literally have no idea how we will handle.
     
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    Time to find out how good of a homeschool teacher you are...
     
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    Goodbye sex life.
     
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    I want mine to close. But only if I am ordered on mandatory telework as a result. Otherwise who will take care of the kids.
     
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    Disneyland is closing.
    Finally.
    No lines!!!
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    Mickey caught COVID-19 from ChinaMickey. :(
     
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    I start my .net/C# class Monday.
     
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    “I believe that when the last ding-dong of doom has clanged and faded from the last worthless rock hanging tideless in the last red and dying evening, that even then there will still be one more sound: that of man's puny, inexhaustible, voice still talking!”
     
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    For context 3.87 million people live in these 3 counties. It is the 15th largest MSA in the nation.
     
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    Ah yes but you're forgetting the piss tape. Urine is sterile, and so Trump uses it like hand sanitizer constantly. Goodbye germs! We
     
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    Only 15th?
     
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    France is closing all schools and universities, from Monday on.

    President Macron said this evening that there will be more measures coming in the next few days, but he did say that the municipal elections (first round this week-end, second round the week-end after) will be maintained, though with measures to make sure people don't stand in line for long, especially older people. And people are advised to avoid all large gatherings, though he hasn't yet set a specific limit on what constitutes a "large" gathering.
     
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