SARS II: Respiratory Boogaloo

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  1. shootER

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    Nasal aspirators are a thing (we had one when our kids were infants) but I'd never use it as treatment for a goddamned virus. :lol:
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    It’s cute you think he’d use something like that instead of his mouth.
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    I have one I used for my ears once and when I was a kid my grandma had one, I had to ask her what it was.
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    Every so often, horrible viruses attack the right people:

    Dude faked his death but then when he got COVID he was DNA-tested and Interpol spotted him.
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    Please tell me this is poor grammar and they haven’t actually delivered a billion doses to a country with 13 million people.
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    I would hope that means the billionth dose of the covavax project went to Rwanda as opposed to what the grammar suggests. :shrug:
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    That’s the joke!
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    Take a wild guess at her opinion about vaccines.

    She's now asking that folks don't suffer the way they wish on others, saying "I never hurt anyone".

    No, you just told 'em to avoid medication that would have stopped them getting as sick as you are.

    I sincerely hope she doesn't die, because I want her alive to reflect on how badly she fucked up. Sadly, if she lives, she'll thank "prayers" and "God" instead of "medicine" and "scientists".
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    The Bible might have had something if God had said "I gave you brains to think", but then it went down the "but if you look at the shit I've done and dare think 'y'know, this God chap is a bit of a cunt' then I'll let you burn eternally" route.
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    Tested positive today. I was sick Wed night Jan 4. Really sick Thursday and Friday. Kinda sick Saturday. Then the last week was really just sinus infection like sick. I made the appointment the Saturday I was sick - because of my sister. But, the first available appointment was today. I fully expected it to be negative by now. But … hey, I get to work from home for the next two weeks so … bonus.
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    Stay positive through these trying times.:diacanu:
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    I’m always positive. But, thanks.
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    We're all still negative after my kid's close contact. Phew.
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    I'm fine with her dying.



    How about removing your respirator, dumbass? :bergman:
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    No one ever claimed anti-vaxxers were smart.
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    Either the brother of John Connor's dad, or Sean Bean's more likely to live to a ripe age cousin.