SARS II: Respiratory Boogaloo

WTF.

Brace yourself, but regardless of where someone finds themselves on the American political spectrum, there's a willingness to believe that certain folks who find themselves in prison are automatically considered guilty, no matter how thin the evidence against them might be. Because reasons. And that means you can treat people behind bars however you want.

https://covidstandardtime.com/

Today is Tuesday, March 688th, 2020.

Two of Pope Francis’ Closest Aides Test Positive for COVID

Looks like we've got a canceled Czech on our hands.

https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/alta-re...res-instead-of-proof-of-vaccination-1.5744752

UA, do we gotta wait till he personally kills a doctor/nurse before we can break his fucking jaw?

So, my IQ is 133? Factually true!

You must have misread the part that says "minus the IQ o the character".

No, I didn't. Leonard's a lot smarter than you give him credit for.

You have no idea what I do or do not give "Leonard" credit. The pic is from the scene in which Leonard was going to demand Penny's ex boyfriend return something and immediately backed down when the guy simply said "No."

None of which is relevant to the IQ of Leonard, which is what your "oh, look, I found out how to photoshop stuff!" post referred to.

I didn’t find photoshop stuff. I found a pic showing an example of a guy thinking he’s going to kick someone’s ass and was thwarted by reality. Then I added some verbiage.

"Found out how to", not "found". FFS.

How did you add the text? Either a meme generator or photoshop. If the former, you're a lazy ass. If the latter, well done for developing a skill.

Neither. The program is Snag it. Normally, I use it for writing up work instructions.

Will you two get a room? Invite Albert as well.

I'm down with it as long as Jenee just makes the introductions and then fucks off to the bar.

May I watch?

Buy me a drink first.

Al likes beer, but you and I can split a bottle of scotch.

Uhm … sure. But … I’m not going to piss off UA for no reason. Check with him first.

That's his raisin d'etre.

Raisin d'etre ?
Must be related to the California Raisins

Only from a certain angle.

The spelling, btw, is 'raison', not our shriveled prunes

I was referring to his shriveled prune.

Tucker Carlson picks fight with...Howard Stern?

The Fox News host devoted a segment of Tucker Carlson Tonight to going after the famed radio host on Thursday, claiming he's a "coward" for "amplifying his fears about" COVID-19 on his SiriusXM show and "attacking anybody else who has decided to live life as a free person."

"He's declined into this kind of quivering mass of neuroses and hatred," Carlson claimed, going on to insist he's not "attacking" Stern despite calling him a "craven tool of the powerful." Carlson then brought on a guest, comedian Jimmy Dore, who asked if "anybody care" about Stern anymore, as a chyron on the screen dubbed him "Coward Stern."

There may be a shortage of for this one...