sex tips for wives

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Linda R., Oct 21, 2008.

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  1. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    ...From a vicar's wife of 1894. here
    my favourite bit...
    :rolf: I can imagine what would be left of my marriage if I'd followed those instructions... You really have to feel sorry for the poor sod she was married to...:D
    Linda R., Oct 21, 2008
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  2. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I guess I'm perverted. :nana:
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  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Isn't an orgy of sexual lust a necessary component of a proper marriage? This just makes no sense at all.
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  4. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Fresh Meat

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    A real prude wrote the 1894 rules... LAME!!!
    Peach Wookiee, Oct 21, 2008
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  5. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Ya think?! :garamet:
    Lt. Mewa, Oct 21, 2008
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  6. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    These rules are filled with fail.
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  7. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    But no aids. :rimshot:
    Lt. Mewa, Oct 21, 2008
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  8. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    "mouthing"

    LO-FN-L

    I couldn't imagine asking a girl to "mouth" me.

    Especially if she had bad hearing (someone will get it).
    faisent, Oct 21, 2008
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  9. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Seems you don't get it. Think about it. :?:
    Lt. Mewa, Oct 21, 2008
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  10. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    Oh I *get* it. ;)
    faisent, Oct 21, 2008
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  11. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    No, but plenty of syphilis, as the man married to that kind of wife tended to take his needs elsewhere.
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  12. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Ain't that the truth. Which is, to be honest, why this woman was so bad for her sisters: the ones who were happy at home didn't need to search elsewhere, but any woman who followed this was asking to get cheated on...
    Linda R., Oct 21, 2008
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  13. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Here we have it, straight from two women: give your husband oral, or you are asking to be cheated on.
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  14. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Ladies, you can't expect a man to go months without sex. He'll find it elsewhere. I know. I've seen me do it!
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  15. Archangel

    Archangel Primus Peritia

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    Ron "Tater Salad" White agrees
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  16. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Ladies: don't forget to swallow.

    It's important! :techman:
    Muad Dib, Oct 21, 2008
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  17. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Her takin' it in the wrongin' is equally important.
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Shit, my wife must have done a thesis on this dude :(
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  19. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    From further down in the article.
    Does this mean I get to name it something really cutesy like Suzy and dress it up in a little coat that matches my purse and spank it when leaks all over the place???
    Mandi, Oct 21, 2008
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Wow, she missed that part totally.
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  21. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    I was actually being sarcastic. :jayzus:
    Mandi, Oct 21, 2008
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Oh, :mad:
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  23. Ryan

    Ryan Killjoy

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    I'm certain that's inhumane treatment of a prisoner under the Geneva Convention.
    Ryan, Oct 21, 2008
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  24. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Victorian mores were so bizarre it's a wonder white people survived into the 20th century...
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  25. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    :soma:

    You think that only the whites were like this? :huh:
    Sean the Puritan, Oct 21, 2008
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  26. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Yes.
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  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Not ONLY.
    garamet, Oct 21, 2008
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  28. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Why are you so proud of your ignorance? :huh:
    Sean the Puritan, Oct 21, 2008
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  29. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Then why specify "white people" at all?
    Sean the Puritan, Oct 21, 2008
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  30. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Maybe because the Victorian era was started in the UK and lasted well over half of the 1800s.
    Lt. Mewa, Oct 21, 2008
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