Single Again.

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Shakes, Apr 12, 2010.

  1. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Aint it always the same song and dance? Better to be single, casual sex and relationships is soooooo much less drama
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Should be Red Room, so I can rant about how women have half the money and all the pussy, so why are they complaining? :blush:
    But since it's not, I will offer polite restraint.
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  3. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Being single at 39? That would scare the shit out of me.
  4. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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  5. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    I don't know. Having been out of a long-term relationship for nine months now, I'm finding it hard to carry out casual sex and relationships without drama.

    Everybody wants charm, and a smile, and a promise.

    But then, I'm a dramatist, so I guess all is well.
  6. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Dude. You are so missing the point.

    It's Shakes.

    and she said "casual sex"

    Get your head in the game, man.
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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Head in the game? My head is REELING from that statement!
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  8. TheBrew

    TheBrew The Hand of Smod

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    I know, right? Way to focus on the wrong part of the post. :P
  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    It was just a joke, but fell flat. Oh who am I kidding? It went Hindenberg.
  10. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    And what the heck is it with the guy in your av? You're 0 for 2 today, man.
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  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    It's warm here now...
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  13. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    My name is We Are Borg and I approve this message.
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  14. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    My pee pee feels funny. :blush:
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  15. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Fucking A. :bailey:
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  16. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Being in a relationship is so much more rewarding though, if it's the right one.

    Casual sex > bad relationship

    but...

    Good relationship >>>>>>>>> Casual sex
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  17. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I'll be in my bunk.
  18. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Sex is like pizza - when it's good, it's very good.
    When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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  19. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Sex is better when she smells like pizza. :ramen:
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  20. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Sex is even better when she brings you a pizza when you're done. :smitten:
  21. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I got one word that should make things easier for you:

    ETHER
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  22. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Ive yet to find a relationship where I got more out of it then I do with just casual sex. Think about it, when you date someone you have to always have your game face on. Heaven forbid you dont text/call/visit/give compliments/give gifts/remember important dates/do what they want to do/go to their favorite resturant/ watch their movies/ blah/ blah/ blah.....And casual sex, is just that casual sex. No strings, just straight screwing. I dont see any problems, go throughout your day, no checking in with someone, and if you get bored at night call them up. Simple as that. And Im the bitch for waking up and saying "your still here?" :lol: :happydance::unsure:
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  23. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Pretty much true....and garlic too. Imagine an Italian beauty (non-smoking unless it's weed) with long thick black hair in a summer dress on a hot Tuscan
    evening! :gimme:

    I loves me some garlic....especially thinly sliced and simmering in olive oil. :gimme:
  24. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Im partial to chicks that smell like fruit...hhmmmm.. coconut, bananas strawberries yummy :)
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  25. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I hear that! Bubblegum smell on a woman is cool too (no pedo jokes -it's not the Red Room)

    And for some reason Clorox bleach smell turns me on too! :)
  26. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    It doesn't turn me on, but I enjoy the smell of diesel exhaust. It smells like work. Like power.
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  27. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    How about a woman who smells like diesel? :flow2:

    I like it....she's probably adventurous, laid-back and low maintenance.
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  28. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Ah, I love the smell of jet fuel in the morning :marso:
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  29. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    :lol:

    This is turning out to be a quality thread. :techman:
  30. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    Shakes you find ming na cute?