Snooki

Ugly Bitch



Discuss!

You'd hit it, Starguard.

But it would not hit you.

That's really all that matters.

I give her a 5/10. Not ugly, but not that hot either.

I'd titty fuck her and blow a wad up her nose.

I'd do her. She's not "ugly" ugly, and variety is the spice of life.


Besides, she looks like she might get a little crazy.

What does she look like bent over?

I have absolutely no idea who this person is.

If she toned up a little she wouldn't be bad. She's just trashy.

EDIT:

http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=13196

I looked at her again and.....naaahhhh, I wouldn't fuck her. I don't even want her to sit near me. Ya feel me?! Yo, lose that skank! Come on man!!! FUCK, DUDE!!!

I likes me a few curves anyways... based on the first pic... yeah, but she better have a personality.

I don't fuck hippos with fake tans.

So only pale hippos or hippos with genuine tans for you?

I like the cut of your jib.

What a bunch of characters we have here, claiming they wouldn't hit it.

I hate MTV! Mindless TeleVision.

Snooki'd be a good femme-companion for the fishermen & sailors on Alaska's crab & fish fleets. That ought be her contribution.

Those of us that do envy you.

Anyway, she's on the "reality" show Jersey Shore on MTV or VH1 or something. I've never watched the show, but it's about young Italian people, so I assume it's about eating spagetti, mafia activities, hair gel, spray-on tan, wing-tip shoes, and saying things like "fageddaboudit" and "bodda-boom bodda-bing." You know, stuff that every single Italian does, without exception.

Also, there's a guy on the show named "The Situation." I wish I had a friend named "The Situation" so I could laugh at him about his name. Kind of how my friends have a guy that calls himself "Kommander" to laugh at.

Oh, wait. Those ass holes!

I'm glad of this thread. She was in a magazine I was reading today and I had no idea who she was. Now I know!

She still looks like that after the photoshop tweaking? Gah.

Look at the shading around the breasts...that is so 'shopped. And that orange pseudo-tan is hurl-worthy. I didn't think people even sold shit like that anymore.

Bitch is about as ugly as Asswiped Sin

I think I got herpes just from looking at that pic

yeah, looking up other pics is a bit of a let down. But fuck, real life ain't airbrushed either. 10 is more than just the ideal rating after all.

Besides, she'd probably get the soccer ball through the siphoning hose...

Absolutely. The picture in the original post is kinda butterface and unnatural in skin color, but the rest of the pictures turned up in a google search are more along the lines of "even Tasvir has too much dignity for that."

to be honest, I'm not too proud to hit the thick ones. You can get away with some pretty depraved shit if you treat them good before and after...

like i'm sayin' 10 is a good number on a dress

Well that explains it, I gave up on MTV around the time they dumped the last of the original VJs and stopped playing music.

I miss Adam Curry and Martha Quinn.



And today (well, 2007 anyway):



MTV should be forced to change it's name since it isn't even about music hardly anymore.