Star Trek: Picard.

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    If it makes a good show, I don't mind if they write over the ST09 prequel comic.
    It'd just be a fun little fan treat if it did stay in canon with it.
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  10. Diacanu

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    Direct image.
    So, he's got a dog now.
    Well, retired Kirk had "Butler".

    [​IMG]
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    Admiral: "What's the dog's name?"

    Picard: "Number One."

    Admiral: "Ah, after your first officer?"

    Picard: "After what he keeps doing on my living room rug, the mongrel."
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    WHERE CAN I GET THAT DOG COLLAR FOR MY DOG
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    For all the times Picard preached how humans are now an enlightened species and work to better themselves, and all that other shit. Why does his dog have cropped ears?

    Unless it's a Vulcan dog, the ears to do look like Vulcan ears.

    And if Picard is done and disheartened with Starfleet, what's up with the Starfleet dog collar?
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    So, some of the promo materials text has leaked.
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    I think I know how this series is going to end.

    Admiral Sallah: "What is this Riker?”

    Picard: "That's his name, William Thomas Riker."

    Riker: "I Like Number One."

    Picard: "We named the dog Number One."

    Troi: "May we go home now, please?"

    Admiral Sallah: "The dog? You're named after the dog? (laughs)

    Riker: "I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog."

    The ship warps to the nearest star. Roll credits.
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    Not really the same as the one in the poster, but give them time and I'm sure someone will be selling one. :lol:

    [​IMG]
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    Well, that was the first one I found doing a search for "Star Trek dog collar," there's oodles of others.
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    I did the same search this afternoon.

    I bet there will be silver ones available very soon, either official or knockoff.
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    I can see Q dropping in and Picard calling Number One.

    "Number One"

    dog runs into scene

    "Picard! What have you done to Commander Riker."

    dog looks at Q

    "Well you're still as stolid as ever."
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    It's funnier if it's something Q did to Riker, and Picard just decided to roll with it.
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    “He turned me into a dog, I got better.”

    Or better yet, “Q, the last time we saw you, you turned Riker into a dog and never turned him back!”

    “Oh don’t worry Mon Captain, I got busy with Vash, I came back as soon as I could.”

    “You got busy with Vash?”

    “Oh Picard, you humans all think alike. Don’t worry, she doesn’t like me in that way. I don’t see what’s not to like about a god.”

    “You’re no god, Q, none that I would worship!”

    “Very well, Picard.”
    Waves hand, Riker is Human again.

    “Roof, roof!

    “Damn it, Q!”

    “You have no sense of humor, Picard.”
    Waves hand again, Riker can now speak.
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    Stop it there, as a throw-away line that no-one else ever comes back to, and it's perfect.
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    Did Picard ever indicate a fondness for dogs previously?
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    Don't think he's ever indicated fondness for any animal. Hell, he hated kids.
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    It looks like it's a JJverse Starfleet insignia on a pretty standard leather dog collar. You can get the insignia just about anywhere, put a small ring on it and attach it to a collar.

    Here's the insignia on Amazon.

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    I've always like the Starfleet badge/communicator from "Future Imperfect" (TNG). If I were doing a post Voyager series I would use that one.
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