Star Trek: Picard.

I happen to like wine. Lately, I've gotten into dark reds like Pinot Noir and Cabernet. So the wine bottles make me think yummy thoughts.

For you? Absolutely. Because the truth is that you hate Trek, it makes your stomach upset at the thought that so many people are enjoying Trek in all of its incarnations, and you can't stand it.

It’s even worse than that (the whole thread is worth checking out).

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Fuck this show! It can't even stick to the established canon.

The producers better fix these glaring and egregious vinicultural errors like they did with fucking Sonic the Hedgehog.

Unless those watering robots are used in a space battle, this show is going to suck.

Captain Conspiracy will be along momentarily to bitch about AOC getting to classify wines now as well as kicking the GOP's arse in Congress.

I'm trying to replicate the label, about half of it is going to be guess work. The fonts are not too hard to figure out.

Wrong font!

They’ve finished shooting the first two episodes. Frakes will be directing the next two. https://comicbook.com/startrek/2019/05/26/star-trek-picard-pilot-wraps-production/

I definitely want to see Riker, it would be a missed opportunity if they don’t do it. Discovery never missed an opportunity to have a missed opportunity, sooo...

https://trekmovie.com/2019/05/22/a-close-up-look-at-starfleet-uniforms-from-star-trek-picard/

It does looks like a return to the Voyager uniforms - more or less.

I repped your post with a "sad" icon.

But in truth, Voyager's problems went much, much beyond their uniforms.

Yeah, Janeway, Torres, and Seven should have been baking cookies,and mopping floors. Right?

I kinda liked the voyager uniforms, they looked more practical than the TNG ones.

I don't know about that. But none of them had any business serving on a starship.

Not exactly what I had in mind.


For Seven.

Why not?

Women shouldn't serve in the military. And no matter how many times people denied it (even the not lamented Gene Roddenberry) Starfleet was undeniably a military organization.

I’d like to see Admiral Riker, CINCSTRFLT (like the billet in TUC).

Is that why you hate @Shirogayne ? Because she’s braver than you?

Picard has to be in his early or mid nineties in this series. He was born in 2305, and Nemesis took place in 2379 making Picard 74 by then. Twenty years after Nemesis would make Picard 93-94 years old. Maybe even older, if it takes place in the 2400's, he'd be in his mid or late nineties be then.

Kind of old to be gallivanting around the Galaxy.

McCoy lasted till 150ish, didn't he?

Plus Picard got a dose of that de-aging shit in Insurrection. Probably literally since he banged Donna Murphy (that's gonna re-lead ANYONE'S pencil, be honest).

So before I get too excited, is this gonna be another of those CBS You Gotta Pay Extra shows?

Yes.

Well, dammit. Never was a big fan of Sir Patrick [like Scofield, I'm mostly just a Voice, anyway] Stewart. I'll give it a look when it shows up on YouTube, Netflix, or Amazon Prime.

CBS has become the Microsoft/Adobe of television. "Oh, you just upgraded to v.33.2? Well, we're no longer supporting that, so now you're gonna have to upgrade to v.34.17." Um, no.

The only upcoming Trek show that isn't going to be CBS AllAcces is a Nickelodeon cartoon that I don't even have a title for yet.