Star Trek related post work activity....

I just smoked some weed with my boss, called "The Romulan". I must say, I am feeling predictably treacherous. To keep this in the Red Room, TLS is an assless chap wearing butt pirate.

Fuck you, dude.

Because people who come to internet forums to brag about being stoned are so cool.

All chaps are assless.

Captain serious, here. Just trying to keep it lite, square bear.

You would know.

So is that what the boss iss called, or the weed?

The Romulan?

Romulan diesel! That's the one.

Okay, at first I was like, "The fuck?! Why the hell would you call your boss 'The Romulan'?"

There weren't enough context clues in the op?

"Dave's not here man."

Not for somebody who's never heard of a version of murra-juh-whoona called "The Romulan", no. And the way the sentence is constructed:

"I just smoked some weed with my boss, called "The Romulan"."

...it could go either way on whether it's the weed or the boss that's called by that sobriquet. I would have written it:

"My boss and I just smoked some wee called 'The Romulan'."

Or then again... maybe I wouldn't. Maybe if I was smokin' somethin' called, "The Romulan" I would have written it like,

"Julan Tru, byortchez! "

I'm not 100% certain, but I don't think you have to insult people to keep threads in the Red Room anymore.

The topic of weed is probably contraversial enough alone.

Fuck that!!

And Castle....just shut the hell up! Sheeesh!!

Aw, come on!

No, YOU shut the hell up! I'll stuff a potato in your eye!