Tales of the Holocaust (Holocaust is a Lie)

The holocaust is nothing but these tall tales, expanded to infinity.

This sad holocaust tale comes from the Polish underground in WWII.

The evil Nazi's would gas the Jews using a time delayed gas. So the Jews would have time to run from the gas chamber, helpfully lay down in a pit to be covered with dirt, and then expire just in time for the next layer of gassed Jews to arrive.

The Jews would be be steramed to death to the accompaniment of an all jewish orchestra. Sometimes, the Jewish musicians would be gripped by madness. They would leap willy nilly in the middle of Jews about to be steamed. The Nazi's would kill the leaping orchestra members, and replace them with other Jews.

http://www.vho.org/GB/Books/t/3.html

This thread is almost enough to convince me of determinism. Because I have a hard time believing anyone would choose to believe and post such mindless drivel. But if there is no choice involved, then it makes as much sense as anything else: It is just the universe doing what it must, mindlessly.

And this thread is a very strong argument for the mindlessness of the universe...

This sad holocaust tale comes from Umchze Kerber.

Umchze was a 4 foot tall dwarf. During the holocaust, his small size enabled him to hide in garbage cans to escape the evil Nazi's. For 4 years.

http://www.hudsonreporter.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=18584667&BRD=1291&PAG=461&dept_id=523585&rfi=6

And one more sad tale today. 20,000 Jews in israel, to whom nothing happened, as they were not yet born during WWII, are experiencing mental health problems.

They are suing Germany for $30 million.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/07/15/africa/ME-GEN-Israel-Holocausts-Sons.php

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Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Mickey Schwartz.

Mickey had no idea how lucky he was, until he read his records at Bad Arolson. The evil Nazi's, who were trying to kill all the Jews, were going to send 14 year old Mickey to a death camp, from the concentration camp Mickey was in. But Mickey had a throat infection. So the Nazi's sent Mickey to the camp hospital, instead.

The evil Nazi's kept such detailed records to show they were getting the job done of killing all the Jews.

http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,695192898,00.html

Abe Foxman also has a sad tale to tell.

Little Abe was given up by his parents to a Catholic family during the war. The Catholics taught little Abe to spit on the ground when he saw Jews. Even though this catholic woman risked her life to save Abe, Abe didn't even say thank you.

Abe doesn't know whether or not he invented his sad tale, or if it was just what his parents, both of whom miraculously survived, told him.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1184672473372&pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull

Mickey Schwartz has more to tell us about his sad tale.

When we last left Mickey, he was saved from certain death because he was in the hospital being treated for a throat infection. Today, Mickey tells us that some unknown hero crossed his name off a list of prisoners who Werner von Braun wanted to holocaust. The Nazi's permitted this unknown hero to cross 2 names of a list, but not 5.

So, 13 year old Mickey was sent to the death camp of Auschwitz, where they immediately gassed all the Jews who couldn't work. But the nazi's, who were trying to kill all the Jews, for some reason sent 13 year old Mickey from Poland to Buchenwald, where he also didn't work. Then, just when Mickey finally gets a chance to work on the V2 rockets, someone crosses his name off a list.

Poor Mickey spent the entire war with the Nazi's trying to figure out a way to get him to work. Because the Nazi's gassed all the Jews who couldn't work.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20070719-9999-1m19survive.html

This sad holocaust tale comes from Krystyna Chiger.

Krystyna was only 8 years old when her, her mother and father, and 3 year old brother Pawelek went to live in the sewers to escape the evil nazi's. For 14 months, Krystyna's family and 20 other people lived in the sewers, with the good sewer workers bringing them food.

There were big red rats in the sewers. Sometimes the family had to run away when the bad sewer workers showed up. One time they ran, not knowing where they were going, and stumbled upon their sewer workers working in the sewer, who took them to a different sewer.

Krystyna's poppy made a bed for the people in the sewer. Krystyna slept with poppy and another man, while her brother slept with mommy.

Pawelek had some pet rats. Once a woman who was living in the sewer gave birth to a baby, and the rest of the Jews heroically smothered it with a washbasin.

The families lived in the sewers for 14 months, never once coming above ground.

http://www.adl.org/children_holocaust/story_krystyna.asp



Pawelek had only rats to play with in the sewers.

This sad holocaust tale comes from hannah Lewis.

Hannah was only 5 when she was put into a labor camp. Since the nazi's needed 5 year olds to labor for the Reich, but did not need young women, the Nazi's shot hannah's mother, and put Hannah into a hospital to treat her for typhus.

http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/new...81.0.holocaust_survivor_gives_school_talk.php

This sad holocaust tale comes from the Nuremberg trails, courtesy of Nizkook.

The evil nazi's Radomski and Rieder used all kinds of devices for the extermination of Soviet citizens. For instance, they invented the following method: Several Soviet prisoners would be forced to climb a tree and others had to saw it down, The prisoners would fall together with the tree and be killed.

The evil nazi's killed 840,000 people at 1 time. Then they cremated them in portable cremation chambers.

The evil Nazi's would sell the bones to the german firm Strem to make superphosphate. In the camps was found a bill of lading for 112 tones of bone meal made from humans. The nazi's also used the hair for industrial purposes.

http://www.nizkor.org/ftp.cgi/imt/tgmwc/ftp.py?imt/tgmwc/tgmwc-07/tgmwc-07-62.04







--Remember, kids - you'll be arrested in Europe if you dispute this.

Philip Muller, one of the few eyewitnesses to the gas chamber, courtesy of Nizkor;

The extermination plant contained a hair-drying loft run by fifteen
Orthodox Jews. Spread over the floor, noticed Muller from the
extermination staff, was women's hair of every color:

Washing lines were strung across the room. Pegged on these
lines like wet washing were further batches of hair which had
first been washed in a solution of ammonium chloride.

The evil Nazi's also experimented with the burning of Jew's bodies. They discovered that once you wrapped together the body of a well fed woman, emaciated man, and a child, you could simply burn the bodies into nothingness by holding a match to the kid's toes.

An orchestra of attractive women played gay tunes, ranging from operas to light marches for the Jews as they were gassed. The Jews wewre pink with green spots after they were gassed.

The Nazi's burned 24,000 bodies per day in their crematoria, but this still was not enough. So the nazi's dug a pit special gutters to collect the fat. Orthodox Jews with special stoking poles scooped up the fat collected in the gutters, and poured it over the burning Jews.

http://ftp.nizkor.org/ftp.cgi?camps/auschwitz/auschwitz.01

Squirrels are a very underrated waffle topping.

This sad holocaust tale comes from Isak Borenstein.

Isak was captured and forced to work by the evil Nazi's. Isak's job was to defuse bombs. Isak defused the bombs with a chisel.

The Germans would kill all the Jews in the camp. The Germasn took them first to a washateria and cleaned the Jews, then they put them in a potato sack with holes for the head and arms, and then they took them away to be killed.

Isak also had to work on the Stairs of Death http://holocaustsurvivors.org/data.show.php?di=record&da=photos&ke=50

The Jews would fight if the saw a crust of bread.



http://holocaustsurvivors.org/data.show.php?di=home&da=survivors&ke=1

This sad holocaust tale comes from Esther Bauer.

Just after Esther's 18th birthday, she was sent along with her parents to Theresienstadt, a camp Hitler created for Jews talented in the arts.

Esther found love in this camp, and married. Her husband was sent to another camp to build barracks. So Esther volunteered to go to Auschwitz to be with him.

But esther never saw her husband again, for some unexplained reason. And the Nazi's had Esther scheduled for the gas chambers, ( they apparently had a gassing schedule?) but instead they shaved Esther's head and sent her to a factory to build airplanes. Esther would heroically sabatogue the airplanes by making the riviets too small.

Esther was lucky to have survived the Shoah. But so was her son, who was late for work on 9/11. By some miracle.

http://www.clarksonintegrator.com/m...Story.Of.Survival.To.Packed.Room-561398.shtml

And one more short holocaust tale, from BARBARA MAKUCH.

Barbara knew a Jewish girl in her village named Sophie. The evil nazi's machine gunned Sophie's father, and then Sophie's mother. Barbara hid Sophie from the nazi's, and saved Sophie's life.

Years later, Barabara was now living in Canada, and heard that Sophie was living in Canada, too.

So Barbara wrote Sophie a letter about WWII, and Sophie told Barbara she did not remember any such thing, and she should stop asking for money.

http://www.humboldt.edu/~rescuers/book/Makuch/barb/BStory1.html

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This sad holocaust tale comes from Alice Herz-Sommer.

Alioce was one of Europe's most accomplished pianists when the evil Nazi's occupied Prague. Soon, Alice and her family were sent to the death camp of Theresienstadt. There, the Jews were forced to sleep on mattresses in an attic, and scrounge for potato peelings. A little voice told Alice to learn Chopin's 24 Etudes.

Then, for some reason, the evil Nazi's forced the Jews to participate in musical events. Alice gave piano recitlas, and it saved her life. Because the Germans gassed an adult choir who performed a Requiem mass.

After the war, Alice stole a piano from some dead Jews.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...ors.html?in_article_id=472091&in_page_id=1826

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Sombody sure is going through a lot of trouble to just get ignored.

A brief sad tale from Austria today, where everything old is new again.

The article refers to Eichmann, who was hung in 1962 before the hoax stories were solidified. In this sad tale we find that the weapon used to annahilate jews was....... gas ovens!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/05/30/1937028.htm

If anyone has read Orwell's Notes on Nationalism, you'll find the same thing. Orwell never mentioned gas chambers, because that was not how the story was told then. Instead, Orwell refers to gas ovens, which was how the lie went in the early days.

This sad holocaust tale comes from Robert Clary, the actor who played LeBeau on Hogan's Heroes.

Clary survivied five concentration camps,so he would be in a position to know that the Germans depicted in Hogan's Heroes were accurate representations of Germans in the death camps.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2007/08/01/0802FAULEAH.html

This sad holocaust tale comes from Leon Wells, upon whose testimony they hanged a man.

Leon was just a young man when he was captured, twice, by the evil nazi's. in 1943, the Nazi's took Leon out of the Janowska to work in the death brigade. This brigade was responsible for digging up the bodies of dead Jews, and removing all traces of the crimes.

The poor Jews were led to work by the Brandmeister, who was responsible for making certain the fire would not go out. He had a very tough job, because they would pile the dead bodies 2,000 high.

The Brandmeister would lead the jews to work in the morning dressed in a devil's costume, with a hook on his hand. He would force Jews to make up songs as they marched to work. The Brandmeister would also force a 60 piece orchestra made up of Jewish musicians to march alongside the Jews, and accompany them as they sang their songs.

Once Leon threw a body into the flame pile, and it started to scream because he was not quite dead.

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This sad holocaust tale comes from Eva Clarke.

Readers of this thread might remember Eva, whose sufferink began before she was even born. Eva was born in Auschwitz, and has a birth certificate to prove it.

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showpost.php?p=3781544&postcount=1

OOOpps. It seems this heroic survivor is now claiming she was born in Mauthausen, not Auschwitz. As with the rest of the hoaxsters, she seems to say whatever pops into her head, and the press repeat it as if it were true.

http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/d...entPK=18005276&folderPk=103546&pNodeId=188964

Also with a sad tale today is Lubertus Schapelhouman.

Lubertus was captured by the evil Nazi's when he was 18. They put his right hand in a vise, and pulled out all his fingernails. The next day they nazi's out his left nad in a vise, and pulled out all his fingernails. The next day the same with his right foot, then his left foot. But Lubertus wouldn't tell the Nazi's anything.

The Nazi's kept trying to ask Lubertus questions, but he would faint whenever they asked him anything.


On Christmas Eve, a priest in the camp wanted to baptize 18 of the Jews. But the Nazi's broke in upon the forbidden baptism, and beat everyone with rubber encased truncheons! Then they forced the Priest and one of the Jews to strip naked outside, and soaked them with a hose. The priest and the boy turned into an ice statue, and the rest of the prisoners were forced to look at it.

The camp commandant brought his son to the camp for his 14th birthday. The commandant lined up 50 Jews, and gave his son a pistol. At first, the boy only blew off an ear or two. But soon, the boy had killed all 50 prisoners. "Now I know my son is a man!" exclaimed the commandant.

The Nazi's made the prisoners look at naked women Jews, and were told 200 of the women were to serve as prostitutes. But the Nazi's were only tormenting the Jews, and gassed all the women instead!

Lubertus was rescued by a black American soldier, the first black Lubertus had ever seen.

http://www.newsreview.com/chico/Content?oid=359877

I did not know that.

Want to hear a sad tale of woe?

March 2nd is the first match of the season. Like last year Anne got me/us Season Tickets for Xmas. Unlike last year, I will actually be here for the entire season. I missed the first couple of matches last year b/c I was still clearing the Army back in North Carolina. This will actually be my first 'First Kick.'

30 minutes ago she came out of the bathroom saying she thought her water broke.

Thankfully the Dr. on call said hold off and wait a little blood in urine is no sure thing, so there is still a chance we'll make the game, but the odds don't look good.

Here's another sad tale from Hollywood.

The handsome Bielski brothers lived in Belarussia, where they cut a wide swath among the gentile girls. Even though Russia was anti-semetic, and had laws against the Jews, the Bielski's owned a mill, and a farm. Then the evil Nazi's came, and killed the Bielski's family. Except for all 3 of the brothers, all of whom were of fighting age, and able to work. The Nazi's somehow forgot to holocaust them. So the Bielski's fled to the forest.

In the forest, the Bielski's would stage attacks against the Germans. They also killed childhood friends who worked for the Germans. The Bielski's beheaded their fellow Jews when they pissed them off.

The Bielski's rescued so many Jews, that they built a village of 1,200 people in the forest, complete with 2 hospitals, a bakery, 60 cows, a theatre, 30 sheep, a shoe shop, and I'm certain, a Jewlry. The Forest Jews would organize an army that would swoop down into other villages, pillaging, looting and burning the villagers.

The evil Nazi's would scour the forest, looking for the Forest Jews. Several times, the 1,200 people, would have to flee deeper into the forest, in a line that stretched more than 1 kM. But the evil Nazi's could not find the Jews who lived in the forest for 3 years.

These Jews were real heroes, and were never recognized for their heroism. Finally, Hollywood is correcting these grave error.

http://www.mostlyfiction.com/adventure/duffy.htm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3069227/
http://www.nasw.org/users/skloot/Bielski.htm

Alex Moskovic is in the news

Little Alex was 13 years old when his family was captured by the nazi's. A man in blue told Alex he was 16, so little Alex avoided the gas chambers.

Alex survived 2 extermination camps, the nazi killing machine that tried to extermionate all the jews of europe, and confronted mengele.

http://www.num-online.de/Archiv 2007-2.html