Tales of the Holocaust (Holocaust is a Lie)

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/890276.html

And I couldn't leave without posting this sad tale.

Yocheved Aryeh survived the gas chambers at Auschwitz, because the day she was scheduled to be killed, the evil Nazi's had a short circuit in the gas chamber.

Sadly, the germans still hold her fate in their hands, because unless they give her money, she won't survive.

Oy, ze sufferink!

Well there you have it. A few false memories and embellished stories proves the entire Halocaust mustbe a lie. And this could explain all the tattoos numbered on their arms:

It proves it must be true, too.

Ha ha. I actually missed this pathetic meme. Please explain how tattooing potential kike partisans = massive conspiracy to commit genocide. I'll give your bitch ass $2,000 if you can produce a single document that shows Adolf Hitler had knowledge of The Gassings (that never occurred).

For a second I thought I was over at TK, given the thread 'subject'... but then I didn't see the Usual Suspects tap dancing through the thread

Messenger: Wrong Font. Go keep Jack company; I hear he misses you.

A brief sad tale from Germany, where the courts have sentenced a 'holocaust denier' to jail for 4 months.

His crime? This member of the local government called for subsidies to be scrapped for trips to Auschwitz for german kids. Another member filed criminal charges against him.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1186066405091&pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull

Please tell them I'm here. I'll give you rep or 'tap dance' in any style you need.

This sad tale comes from Elie rothschild, who died recently.

In his obituary, we discover that, although the evil Nazi's were trying to kill all the Jews, and rob them of everything, sometimes 4-5 times, selling their clothes to South America to finance the holocaust, when the Nazi's captured this billionaire and his brother in 1939, did nazi's gas them and rob them?


NNnnoooooooooo, when the Nazi's captured this uber-wealthy Jew and his brother, they put him in a POW camp, and treated them as officers.

Some holycost.

http://www.jta.org/cgi-bin/iowa/breaking/103465.html

Oy, ze sufferink

Today's sad holocauts tale comes from historians Bertrand Perz and Florian Freund.

Based on eyewitness testimony, these historians have concluded that Himmler ordered that the equipment for the gas chambers at Auschwitz were to be shipped to Austria, and rebuilt at Mauthausen. Because the Nazi's still wanted to kill all the Jews, even after they left Auschwitz in Jan 1945.

What the reader may find odd about these historians's claims is that the "gas chambers" at Auschwitz were an empty room, with hollow pillars into which Zyklon B was dispensed.

Did the Nazi's intend to ship the pillars? Or the empty room? Or the fake shower heads?

Those sneaky nazi's!

http://www.jewishsf.com/content/2-0.../edition_id/472/format/html/displaystory.html

Oy, ze sufferink

No, Sir, it does not strike me in anything in the least. What you are suggesting is that Jews can sometimes do bad things - that is pure Anti-Semitism, as everyone knows all Jews are angels.

No, it won't be that simple...

I will humor you you fat, lazy, stupid American:

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Oy, ze sufferink

I was just re-reading some parts of the Irving v Lipstadt trial. Here's only one of the gems from the trial.

Lipstadt's expert on Auschwitz, Jan Van Pelt, was shown 2 photographs by David Irving. The dates of the photographs were possible to confirm against other records. Neither of the photographs showed any chimneys on the roof of Kremma II. Without these 'chimneys, it would have been impossible to pour Zyklon B into the sealed rooms which were alleged to be the gas chambers.

Van Pelt's response? The first photo was taken before the chimneys were installed, and the second after the Germans removed them.

Surreal. These people would have grown adults believe that the Germans built a building for the sole purpuse of gassing Jews, forgot to put in the chinmeys into which the gas was to be poured, added the chimneys later, then, when getting ready to evacuate the camp, knowing full well that they were going to dynamite the building, the Germans first removed the chinmeys!

How can anyone believe such complete rubbish? [// They are American -- Zodiac.]]

Today's sad holocaust tale is a doozy. The story of William and Rosalie has just been published by the University of texas, and the Dallas news is printing an excerpt.

William was just married when Rosalie's dad abandoned his family to their fate, and William's dad was too catatonic with sorrow to do anything. Then the Nazi's captured the family, and sent them to the death camp of Auschwitz. Then the Nazi's sent them to the labor camp of Plazsow. Then Rosie and William were separated, so William smuggled himself into the death camp of Auschwitz.

The Nazi's suspended a dead Jew on a fence. When the prisoners jumped off the train, the Nazi's beat them all with whips! Then they gave William a tattoo, # 774248 ( Didn't Auschwitz tatoos begin with A-xx?)

Then the Nazi's took William to his barracks. The barrack leader beat to death a Jew with a weooden club, just for fun! He told the Jews that this was what it was like when he was in a good mood.

Then the Nazi's took the Jews to the medical block. They gave all the Jews shots. Some of the Jews keeled over the next day. The Jewish doctor wanted William as his assistant, so a Russina boy got William's shot instead. The boy fell over, dead! It was a miracle!

Then Willaim saw meat being taken into a garage. So William stole some of the meat by cutting it off with a screwdriver. because all Jews had screwdrivers in the death camp.

He cooked the meat for the barack leader in his private room, assuming on his private stove. So the barrack leader made William a garage administrator. ( they had garage administrators?) Then he sewed him a pair of underpants with a pocket in the middle, and William stole meat with a screwdriver every day for a year.

William went to the medical ward, and he saw 2 Nazi's sawing off a 12 year old girl's arm, with no anesthetic. William puked!

Rosalie saw a woman eat the arse of a dead girl. A man told Rosie he had a friend who had some bread, so Rosie met him the next day for a piece. The evil nazi's heard them the day before, and captured the man and hung him! The incident was so upsetting it gave Rosie disentery. Rosie cured herself whan a man gave her an apple.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcon...t_part1_12ent.ART.North.Edition1.424e15d.html

This really is a sad tale. Canadian Heebs are demanding that na 83 year old man, a Canadian citizen, currently in jail, should be stripped of his citizenship and sent to jail inItaly.

There is a sad tale of a Canadian Heeb who took great pride in the fact that he and his fellow Heebs went on a rampage of shooting, raping, and looting at the end of WWII. And yet these filthy vermin say nothing about this Heeb, but instead demand that an 83 year old man be jailed to serve their religious frenzy.

These "people" are disgusting.

http://www.cjnews.com/TOPScnCJN/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12966&Itemid=86

Well, this thread has convinced me.

Heil Hitler!

OK, weakling.

No one is trying to make you a fan of Heiling Hitler, of Hating Jews, or of being cruel to people of this or that race. The point is that history is glossed-over in ways even you, Mr. Detached, can't escape from. We are all entangled in the Holocaust, whether we like it or not. Even I, Mr. Swastika, admits this.

Quick question: did the technology exist at the time to make incredibly realistic film footage of starving "skin and bones" Jews being buried in mass graves? If so, you'd think whoever did would blow Hollywood out of the water.

When Hermann Goering was presented with such evidence at the Nuremburg trials, he yawned out loud, and said, "Anyone can kill a bunch of people, dig up the corpses, and pile them up to make it look like a mass murder."

By no means were the Nazis, especially the SS, nice guys. But the skin and bones you are referring to is something that happened in the last weeks of the war, when American and British bombers said 'Fuck It' and bombed the shit out of Germany. All the transit lines and supply lines were destroyed. Towards the last weeks, EVERY inmate looked like a skeleton, because the Americans had destroyed the German supply lines so thoroughly, that no one could supply them with food. Then the Americans swooped in and said "ah ha!! Look at the torture these dastardly Germans engaged in."

The war was far more complicated than any winning party would like to admit.

If Goering denied it, then it can't possibly be true!

He's right, who among us hasn't played with corpses? Hell, as a child I would get sometimes bored with my Hot Wheels and tree forts and break out the shovels and head to the cemetary.

Well, this has been fun.

Yeah, because I'm so warped and street-ignorant and 'out there' that I base my entire revisionist thesis on Goering's denial. Really, I expected more from you. Stop being a bitch, and ask me the tough questions. Otherwise, FUCK OFF.

This sad holocaust tale comes from Herman Feder.

Herman was conscripted by the evil nazi's in 1939, but since he was sedintary most of his life, and unable to work, the Nazi's sent him home without pay.

Then the Nazi's sent Herman to jail for no reason. Then the Nazi's sent Herman, who has already acknowleged he was too useless to work, so 7 different labor and death camps. At which Herman apparently experienced neither work nor death.

Herman received letters from his wife in the death camp. Herman was going to die because he gave his soup to another inmate in exchange for teaching him how to make shoes, but herman saw a potato in the same road the Jews marched everyday, and he picked it up and ate it. Miracle!

Herman made a pair of shoes for the head chef, who rewarded Herman by giving the men an extra cauldren of soup or mashed potatos every day. The soup weighed 75 lbs, but the men took it with them 8 miles back to camp.

Then the Nazi's sent Herman to the gas chambers at Bergen Belsen. Herman volunteered to take the bodies off the trains every day, so he could steal a shrp stone. Herman cut his tongue with the sharp stone, and survived without food or water for 5 days by drinking his own blood.

Then the Russian used a board to break out the steel bars on the windows. Herman ran away. The Nazi's shot him in the ankle, but Herman kept running. Then the doctor removed the bullet without any anesthetic.

I did not fucking think so. RickDeckard, you were a coward when it came to representing the underrepresented nations, and you are a coward now. Water finds its own level.

Underrepresented? What?

Let me see if I understand this. The 5 year old boy stood outside a cattle car, and said, " Hey, Jews, I will give you a candy bar if you cram yourself 80 at a time into this steel cage with cow poop on the floor", and the Jews did it?

Hilarious! Good stuff, Joe.

I'm beginning to think these sad tales to Jews are somewhat similar to what jazz music was in the late 50/early 60's to musicians. In these jazz tunes, there was a general framework established, and from there, everything was more or less a free for all.

When it was your turn to solo, it didn't much matter what instrument was played, what you said in the middle of the passage, or even if you were in the same key. What mattered was your opening statement and closing statement. So, too, with these sad tales.


David Farber, for example, must have been the Miles Davis of sad tales. Total in-the-moment improvisation, yet equally crude and primitive.

If nothing else, this thread will serve as a sort of Smithonian Institute of improvisation about things that never happened.

Ho hum.








This sad holocaust tale comes from Jenny Rosenstein. Jenny, who is now 72, was raped and torured by the evil Nazi's when she was somewhere between the ages of 6-10. She saw an evil Nazi rip her sister from her grandmother's arms, and bludgeoned to death. Apparently, some Nazi's were not too squeamish to kill Jews without gas chambers.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1187779145875

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1186557459209&pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull