Tales of the Holocaust (Holocaust is a Lie)

This is not really a sad tale, but it's still funny.

Nutty Jew gets into 3 year long argument with neighbors over holyhoax memorial built out of garbage covering his yard.

http://www.riverfronttimes.com/2007-08-22/news/holocaust-revisited/

In Monday's sad holocaust tale, we find that PHD Janine Beck has nightmares of Nazi's chasing her, because her grandmother survived the Holycost.

Janine's grandmother threw her father over a Death Fence, in the hopes that someone would find him. It seems people in the Death Camps would throw bread outside the camp fence, so Janine's grandmother knew people would be there, just outside the Death Wires, waiting for bread to be thrown from the Death camp, to rescue the baby who would have otherwise been put to death immediately.

Miraculously, Janine's father and grandmother were reunited after the war. Janine's father doesn't remember any of this, but Janine is certain it is true, and her father is suffering from trauma.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/National...ses-generations/2007/08/24/1187462476723.html

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Gene Klein.

Gene was only 11 when the evil nazi's invaded Poland, and captured his family. The evil Nazi's immediately sent Gene and his family to Auschwitz. In 1939. The evil Nazi's, in spite of needing grown men as slave laborers, immediately gassed Gene's father, but spared 11 year old Gene. In 1939. At Auschwitz.

Then the evil nazi's sent Gene to a slave labor camp. Within 1 hour, Gene's shoulder was bleeding from carrying bricks. Since the Nazi's gassed everyone who couldn't work, it would be a safe bet to assume his shoulders bled for the next 6 years.

Gene's best meal was potato skins he stole from the garbage.

Gene lost 104 members of his family during the holocaust. For a long time, Gene was uable to talk about his sad tale, since it was painful. Now it makes him glad.

http://www.thevillagesdailysun.com/articles/2007/08/28/news/news01.txt

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Moshe Lubling.

Moshe was a Jewish leader who thought Israel should be a worker's state. Moshe was a leader who organized a hunger strike for better conidtions when the evil nazi's forced the jews to work as slave laborers. ( ??) So the nazi's gave the Jews who they were trying to exterminate more food and money.

Then Moshe was taken to Treblinka, where his wife and female children were all gassed. The Nazi's did not take Moshe's son Pincus, who was a male Jew of fighting age. The evil nazi's also forgot to gas Moshe, even though they had him at the Death Camp of Treblinka. Apparently, the Nazi's also needed slave labor at a Death Camp, for some reason. ( handing out chocolate to lure Jews into the gas chamber?)

So Moshe planned an uprising, and a Jew got a copy of the key to the armory. The Jews burned down all the buildings, except the gas chamber. Moshe could have escaped, 3 times, but he ran back into the death camp. Some Jews saw Mshe next to the Death Camp's vegetable garden.

Moshe is twice dead now, because people forgot his heroism.

http://www.thetimesnews.com/news/lubling_5015___article.html/treblinka_camp.html

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Debbie Lipstadt.

At the irving v Lipstadt trial, Debbie's holyhoax experts claim that the evl Nazi's, the most advanced nation on the planet at the time, rounded up jews and gassed them......... with a captured Soviet diesel submarine engine!! A submarine engine that the Nazi's knew so little about, it took the head gasser 2 1/2 hours to start the thing!

Hilarious! It's one thing to tell such stories to school children. If this is the best Lipstadt can do, with her 6 million dollar defense, how is it possible that this hoax has taken hold to the point where almost every state in the union has a Holyco$t museum?

How do you capture a Soviet submarine at wartime? Don't subs sink? Do they seriously expect people to believe such rot?

http://www.holocaustdenialontrial.org/trial/defense/browning/540

Shut up already, visionrazer.

Whoops! We're talking about Americans here.

OY VEY!

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Stepahnie Seltzer, who is now 69 years old.

Little Stephanie was only 3 years old when the evil Nazi's tried to tun her and her cousin over with a car. Stephanie would run hand in hand with her cousin through the streets of Warsaw, while the Nazi's chased them.

Stephanie's mother placed Stepahnie with a prostitute to flee. Then her momma came back. The children would hide in the attic with 29 other Jews. The Jews would cry, and little Stepahnie and the other 4 year olds would have to hold their hands over the crying Jews' mouths.

Stephanie saw the Germans inspect people's pickles, and shoot them if they were circumcized.

http://www.news-record.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070902/NRSTAFF/70901016

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Germany, were 250,000 brand new holocost survivors are suing Germany.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3446102,00.html

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Germany, where the German government is eager to pay more to holocaust survivors.

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/902474.html

I can be a real stubborn bitch when I want to be. Gagh taught me this: never surrender.

And another sad tale comes from the Ukraine, where father Desbious tortures 80 year old Ukranians, and asks them to claim that they saw a mass grave, so Father Desbious can " record" where 1.2 million Jews were murdered, not by the Nazi's, but by the Ukranians and Romanians.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gEy00c4capXfHvhDuZLm1Z5CZ3vg


Father Desbious is meticulous in his research. He will only record a grave when he has 3 eyewitnesses ( weeping, one would assume) claim that a field of flowers contains a mass grave.

Perhaps Yad Vashem, who sponsors Father Desbious, would have the decency to rent him a ground penetrating radar to further his efforts.

I wonder why they don't?

And another sad holocaust tale comes from Israel, who tells us that there were no Jewish whores at Auschwitz, in spite of the 1953 Jewish book "Doll House". But there were whores at Auschwitz. Shiksa whores, one assumes.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/06/world/middleeast/06stalags.html

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Jay Ipson.

Jay was only 6 years old when the evil Nazi's invaded his town, and took his coat. Then the Nazi's killed all 5,000 people in Jay's town, leaving only 2 survivors; Jay, and his mother. And his father.

Then they all lived in a hole in the ground for 6 months, never going topside. They found bread and saurkraut in the hole.

Then Jay escaped from living under the Russians in 1944/5, to the Germans. The Germans, who were trying to holocaust Jay only a few weeks before, gave Jay's father a job. Jay's father, who was one of only 2 people to escape death of a town of 5,000, except for Jay and his mother, was responsible for deporting people in trains after the war. Apparently, Jay's father had Eichmann's old job.

The US government gave Jay a building for his holocaust museum. Jay is happy, because people come in smiling, but leave crying.

http://www.richmond.com/locallife/output.aspx?Article_ID=4818345&Vertical_ID=127&tier=1&position=1

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Dr. Zehora Boyd.

Zehora was only 3 years old when her parents, who had fake documents claiming they were Catholic, smuggled Zahora into the warsaw ghetto.

Zahora would run through the streets with her family, holding hands while the bombs fell around them. 3 year old Zahora would comfort her family by asking " What are you afraid of? it's only bombs."

Zahora is sad because people wrote on the subways of New York, "Burn Jews, not oil."

http://theapp.appstate.edu/content/view/2638/40/

Nobody gives a shit.

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Magda Herzberger.

Magda was in her 20's when the evil nazi's invaded her town in Romania, in 1944. The evil Nazi's sent Magda to 3 different Death Camps, but they couldn't Death Magda. Because Magda had stamina.

The closest the Nazi's came to deathing Magda was when they left Magda on a pile of corpses in Bergen Belsen. The allies found Magda, and dug her out from the pile of corpses. because the Allies were trained to search through piles of corpses for unconcious Jews.

80 year old Magda ran a marathon recently. She ran for 1/2 mile the wrong direction, and went into a beer tent. Then she ran the right way, and still won the marathon.

Magda climbed 10 mountains in 10 days.

http://www.magdaherzberger.com/aboutMagda.html

http://www.vailtrail.com/article/20070912/CHARACTERS/70912003

OK!

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Eva Kor.

Little eva was only 4 years old when the evil nazi's captured her, and sent her and her twin sister to Auschwitz. There, Eva was delivered to the evil Dr. Mengele.

Dr Mengele would take little naked Eva, and measure her for 8 hours. Mengele measured Eva 3 times a week. Week after week, the evil Dr. mengele measured naked little Eva for 8 hours a day.

Then Dr. Mengele injected Eva and her twin. Dr. Mengele gave Eva 2 weeks to live. But Eva refused to die, so Mengele forgot about trying to kill her. But Mengele killed Eva's twin sister, 40 years after the end of the war.

11 year old Filip Lempa wonders why Eva won't answer any questions.

http://www.wabash.edu/news/displaystory.cfm?news_ID=4950

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Mahjub bin Adam Mohamed.

Bin Adam married a German woman in the 1930's. Then the family starved while bin Adam spent all their money on his booze and drugs.

Bin Adam fathered many illegitimate children, before he was arrested in 1941.

Germany is erecting a memorial for Bin Adam, because negroes were holocausted, too.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/world/story/0,,2170159,00.html

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Bill Meyer.

Bill was only 11 years old when he was arrested by the evil nazi's. Bill's father was a Nazi, because he was a policeman. And the evil nazi's required all policemen to be nazi's.

Then the evil nazi's arrested Bill for helping a Jew deliver cookies. The Nazi's held 11 year old Billy naked in a cell for several days, and beat him. Then they sent him home.

Then the Nazi's killed all of Billy's family, except Billy. Billy was hiding under a tablecloth, and the Nazi's never thought to look there.

Then they sent Billy to a concentration camp, where they hung children with piano wire. The Germans had lots of pianos in the camps, it seems.

After the war, Bill found his prostitute sister in Holland. No word on where she was hiding when the evil Nazi's killed Bill's entire family.

http://www.timesuniononline.com/main.asp?SectionID=2&SubSectionID=224&ArticleID=28028&TM=68845.18

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from the US Holyco$t museum.

An elderly man died recently, and donated 116 photos the Germans took of Auschwitz before its liberation. These photos showed the Germans eating blueberries, singing.......everything except doing the one thing the hoaxsters claimed happened at Auschwitz; gassing Jews.

More photos, still no evidence. How long do they think they can continue with this fraud?

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world...murderers-lives/2007/09/19/1189881595074.html

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Helen Handler.

Helen was only 15 when she was taken to Auschwitz. The evil Nazi's immediately gassed the rest of her family. Because they couldn't work, or something. But neither did helen work at Auschwitz.

Helen tells us that the sky was lit up at night from the flames from the crematoria. The evil Nazi's tried to Death March helen 3 times. The allies would bomb the Jews on the Death marches, becuase there were SS men with the Jews.

At the end of the war, the Nazi's locked 1,000 Jews on the Death March with Helen in a barn. Only 30 were alive when the Russians opened the barn door.

http://www.teenink.com/Poetry/article.php?link=Past/2004/January/17388.xml

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Vincent Benson.

Vincent was a 3 year ol orphan when the evil nazi's invaded Riga. So Vincent fled to the woods.

3 year old Vincent lived for the next 4 years in the woods. The evil nazi's captured Vincent, but he escaped. Then they captured Vincent again. But he escaped. then they captured Vincent again. But he escaped.

Then Vincent was the only child to survive his labor camp.

http://www.pr.com/press-release/53338

And a bonus sad tale, from Time magazine archives, Monday Oct 8, 1945.

Sophia Litwinska was dumped along with other Jews into the gas chamber like a sack of potatoes. Then a yellow ghas came out of a window. Sophie was about to succumb, when an SS man called out her name. Too weak to reply, she raised her arm, and the SS man jumped into the gas chamber to save her. (ROFLMAO!!!!.....)

Dr. Leo Fritz saw people cut off the sexual organs of other people, and eat them, raw or cooked.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,776250-2,00.html

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Scotland, where Scot kids have just toured Auschwitz.

The kids were shown the gas chambers, where the nail marks from the dying scratched the walls. They were shown how 1,200 people were crammed into the gas chamber. Old men and women, pregnant woment, and kids under 14 were all gassed immediately. The evil nazi's would cremate 5,000 Jews a day in their ovens.

None of the children asked why there would be fingernail marks in a gas chamber built in 1948.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/n...objectid=19823395&siteid=66633-name_page.html

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Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Elaine Gellar.

Elaine was only 4 years old when the evil nazi's killed her parents. But they needed 4 year olds to labor for the reich, or something, so they sent Elaine several death camps in Poland, and then to Bergen Belsen, in Germany. Bergen Belsen was where Anne Frank was executed by the evil Nazi's.

The Nazi's broke Elaine's eardrums, and gave her Typhus, tuberculosis, Typhoid, and let rats crawl across her. The evil Nazi's gassed all the children, so Elaine had to hide when they were having a shower. Elaine drank her own pee to survive.

The Nazi's wanted to kill 11 million Jews, but 4 year old Elaine survived. Elaine could not speak about her experiences for many years.

http://www.lobbyistnewspaper.com/issue4/news.htm
http://www.cornellcollege.edu/news_center/press_releases/nr2005/holocaust_lecture.shtml
http://www.waldorf.edu/news/nm/anmviewer.asp?a=431