Ted Cruz is a piece of shit

IMO, if she wanted his attention she'd be patting him on the shoulder going "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!" not murmuring "Ow!" and trying to pull away.

That pinging gesture is what my daughter used to do to her brother in the car, just before she yelled "MOMMMM! He's breathing on me!"

I didn't have the sound on. But, if I wanted someone to leave me alone, I'd just ignore them - more so as a tween and a teen. But, I could be wrong. That's just my interpretation of the video.

Oh, THAT hasn't gotten filed for future reference.

She could give Melania some lessons about pulling away from a creeper in disgust.....

Ted Cruz was originally booked to return next Saturday and changed his date this morning at 6am

People need to sit him down and catch him in this lie on national television

I mean technically speaking, he did not lie. He never stated that he was not planning to stay until Saturday originally. He just tried to leave the false impression that he was zipping down to Cancun for a day.

Of course, I don't see how even if he were being the bestest dad who didn't cause at least one daughter to recoil in disgust, he needed to go when (I assume) there is a Mrs. Cruz who can/did go.

That is funny as hell, but having been around kids that age and seeing how they treat their parents when they are being shuffled off somewhere that does not actually say she hates him overall, just in the moment she was all "get out of my life Pa." BTW that was a quote from my nephew way back when he was that old that cracked us all up when my dad was doing something he did not like.

Kids that age all hgave their spoiled brat moments. It is one of the reasons I have to bow in respect to parents who do not eat their young. I am also not one of those people who berates a parent who has just had enough with their child at that age. I have just seen how children behave and I cannot make any judgment based on a clip. But it was funny to watch her jump away when he wanted a photo op to cover his ass.

It reminds me of a terminator quote when a child dumps a scoop of ice cream in Sarah's waitress uniform and all you hear is some guy go "good one kid."

GOD DAMMIT!

14 minutes.

Hopefully his face sweater will do some good and get some frozen snot on it.

Can someone just shave that fucking thing off?

At this point, it's better to keep the beard and wash the Cruz down the sink.

Meanwhile, while Ted Cruz was in Cancun, this is what the guy who lost to him in the 2018 Senate race was doing:



Deeds speak.

That can't be real. Can it?

It’s satire.

It's parody, but likely close to what his actual communications director would say.

Horrendous! Tough to defend no doubt. Now I'm having second thoughts about him ever running for president. *
As our Commander In Chief he might run off to his vacation home in Martha's Vineyard while his troops got massacred in Iraq.

* yes he has dual citizenship and his eligibility has been verified

whatever! New Yorkers should demand a refill on their beer when her ass goes back to bartending.

One of my favorite all time Tweets:

AOC's consistent refusal to get married, dye her hair bleach blonde, and sell her soul to Fox News continues to vex Republicans.

https://www.vox.com/explainers/2016/1/14/10772734/is-ted-cruz-citizen

There is a general consensus that Ted Cruz is a "natural born citizen" because he is the child of an American citizen even though he was born in Canada. (For what little it is worth, I agree with that.)

But there is also a potentially valid argument that the Founders meant by "natural born citizen" someone who was born within the territorial limits of the U.S.

His eligibility cannot have been truly verified, because the only entity that can do that is the Supreme Court, and the Supreme Court only hands out opinions when someone brings an actual case to them. The only way we would know for sure is if someone sues over Ted Cruz being an eligible candidate and the Supreme Court rules on that case. Until then, we can just speculate.

Do you know what sort of mess of orange semen and trump santorum (frothy anal lube, look it up) is stuck in that? There are NYC sewers who cannot take that much hair and crap. Remember ted has been in trump's ass so long he is his biggest dingleberry. You cannot just put that down a drain.