Teh board is teh solw

Discussion in 'The Help Desk' started by Chuck, Jan 20, 2011.

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  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I wouldn't ticket 'em. I'd arrest 'em.

    We didn't have this trouble when Elwood ran the board. :elwood:
    Muad Dib, Jan 23, 2011
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  2. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    What'd I tell you about Murphy and his cousin?????????????????????????:stooges:

    And you had to do it at the start of the full moon too.

    Now we all have to wait














    and wait








    and wait










    :waiting:
    LizK, Jan 23, 2011
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  3. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Very slooooooooooooooooooooooooooow for about 3 or 4 days now.

    Tried accessing WF from different ISPs and it's all slow.

    Could be the cold whether here in Canada. :eh:
    We Are Borg, Jan 24, 2011
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  4. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    It stopped loading this page with only four posts showing just now.

    :shrug:
    Caboose, Jan 24, 2011
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  5. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    I can't get a rep box to come up at all.

    And it's taking MINUTES to load one thread.
    Parallaxis, Jan 24, 2011
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    No problems at the moment, but the board was slow to the point of uselessness over the weekend.
    Uncle Albert, Jan 24, 2011
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  7. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    :lol: Yeah we did.

    This old Battlestar was patched together and barely functional. O2C slept under a console in Aux Damage Control because the starboard flight pod (The Green Room) would lose life support every minute or so. Nick, well, Nick was great until the night of the tragic zero-g toilet incident.

    Entrails for miles... :cry:
    Elwood, Jan 24, 2011
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  8. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    still slow
    Parallaxis, Jan 24, 2011
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  9. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    It's getting worse on my end. The site never seems to completely load in either. Apparently, I'm not patient enough to wait several minutes for it too.
    KIRK1ADM, Jan 24, 2011
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  10. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Suuuuuuuuper slow.

    On the old, crappy computers at work the board is nearly useless. Takes several minutes sometimes for pages to load and the rep function is nearly noexistent.

    Slightly better on my home PC, but not by much. Rep barely works here, too.
    shootER, Jan 25, 2011
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  11. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    The board is getting worse for me. The damn thing hardly loads into my computer at all. For whatever reason the board loads in best on the cell phone and ipad. Even then it still drags big time.
    KIRK1ADM, Jan 25, 2011
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  12. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Still have a ticket open with the host and they're looking at stuff. But I'm not seeing a performance issue this morning. Anyone?
    Lanzman, Jan 25, 2011
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  13. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    yes.
    Jenee, Jan 25, 2011
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  14. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Yes. Very much so.


    Asyncritus, Jan 25, 2011
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  15. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Not here, and not during any time over the past month.
    The board seems instantaneous, which is odd.
    I usually get slowdowns at least as bad as everyone else.
    Dan Leach, Jan 25, 2011
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  16. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    Still veeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyy slow. I've given up with the computer for WF, it is just too flipping slow. It is the WF that I'm having the problem with.
    KIRK1ADM, Jan 25, 2011
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  17. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    I still can't rep anyone.
    Parallaxis, Jan 25, 2011
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  18. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    I am getting messages that server has failed to respond.
    KIRK1ADM, Jan 25, 2011
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  19. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    I quit Wordforge! Long live Wordforge!
    $corp, Jan 25, 2011
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  20. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    'Effin' glacial.
    Tuckerfan, Jan 25, 2011
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  21. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Slow as molasses.
    We Are Borg, Jan 25, 2011
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  22. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Weird...slow for me from home, perfectly fine from work.
    Paladin, Jan 25, 2011
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  23. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    I'm getting a very slow connection. It took 35 seconds to load the main forum page, 15 seconds to load the help desk forum, and this thread took so long to load, I was able to log into my board, upload my latest set of nudie pics for the Velvet Orgasm adult lounge, check my email, close that tab, and the little indicator was still loading.
    Amaris, Jan 25, 2011
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  24. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    Mine's the opposite - fine at home, sucks from work.
    Jenee, Jan 25, 2011
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  25. womble wizard

    womble wizard Fresh Meat

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    mines pretty slow at home some days it's fairly slow other times it's slower
    womble wizard, Jan 25, 2011
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  26. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    And I'm not seeing any delay from home. Work, yes, but our internet is teh suXX0r anyway.
    Lanzman, Jan 25, 2011
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  27. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Holy FUCK the board is slow! :mad:

    This is the only website that's having speed issues for me.
    shootER, Jan 25, 2011
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  28. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    I've had no problem with other websites. This is the only one right now. Even graphic intensive sites load in much faster than WF does.
    KIRK1ADM, Jan 26, 2011
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  29. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    Same here.
    Captain X, Jan 26, 2011
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  30. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    Seriously Lanzman, it seems to be getting worse.
    KIRK1ADM, Jan 26, 2011
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