Ten Is Apparently Too Many

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  1. Caboose

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    It's been said eight is enough but judging from this five year old birthday girl being left at Chuck E Cheese after her party Mom maybe should have stopped with the kids a couple of digits ago.

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    32 years old and has 10 kids? I have money that says she's a member of a wacky psuedo Christian cult group. Either something like the Quiverful movement or Mormonism.
  3. Caboose

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    You'd show your ignorance again then since Mormons are a doding bunch and family comes before anything with them. Likely wouldn't find them at a CEC either.
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    Any parent who takes their kid to Chuck E. Cheese ought to be hauled away for child abuse.
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    So going by that article it has been determined that 5she had 10 kids.

    I don't think so. How the heck would they know what kids were with who...AFTER THE FACT?

    Anyway, there is more to the story. Both parents of the child were there. Each thought the other was taking the kid home. the parents are not together.

    No charges were filed. It was just a stupid mistake.
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  7. Caboose

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    She had ten fucking kids of her own to deal with. She left one at the fucking restaurant and the kid was picked up by the police who then transferred the kid to childrens protective services. I don't give a rat's ass who said what about who was responsable for taking her, the kid was left.

    She's a stupid bitch, it's cut and dried. I have never left my kid anywhere period full stop.

    These are the types of people who leave their kids in cars when it's 100 degrees outside and the kid dies.

    Fuck. :jayzus:
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    Where are you getting this 10 kids business??
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    It's in the posted article.

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    I'm betting her penis mitten is looser than a wet wool sweater sleeve.
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    Only church comes before family, a fact that my mom has come to gripe about. I'm with her on that.
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    Is this a serious question?
  15. Demiurge

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    Funny.

    I often feel the same way about any kid that gets sent to church. :)
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    Funny. I feel like you're a fool. :)
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    Preacher done got mad!
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    Kids don't get sent to church, they get taken to church. You think parents are just pointing in the direction of the pedos and proclaiming, "Go thou unto the basilica, that thy tender butt cheeks shalt be fondled!"?
  19. Bickendan

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    Fixed for better KJV speak.
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    Your version would be more respectful -- "thee" as opposed to "thou". Skin was going for the less respectful "thou."
  21. Lt. Mewa

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    Preacherman don't dig that. :zod:
  22. Bickendan

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    How about "Get thy ass to yon basilica..."?
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    There is no difference in the amount of respect conveyed by "thee" or "thou." They are simply different parts of speech, both referring to a singular "you."

  24. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Well, my kids gone to Chuck E Cheese twice for birthdays. Its not as popular a destination as Gymboree or the art center, but its in the birthday rotation. Everyone had a really good time, even the parents, who got to spend some time chatting with each other while the kids were being entertained.

    Its a bit schlocky, but little kids like that. I'd say that silly cartoon characters, pizza and video games is a pretty weird definition of child abuse. Not your thing? Fine.

    Telling a kid he's damned to hell unless he listens to you because you speak to god, that's a bit more like child abuse to me. Certainly a power that many men have used for great evil.

    Maybe your church doesn't do that, but plenty do.

    When it comes down to it, damn near everyone has something they do that appears weird to other people.
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  25. Lt. Mewa

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    If you have small kids and there is a Chucky Cheese near you...the odds are that your kid will be invited there by one of his friends.

    Any one who has had kids in the era of Chucky Cheese and other such places have a good chance of being invited there.

    Are you the parent who tells his kid NO, because YOU don't like the place??

    My kid went to every play place in our area and sometimes out of our area. These invitations are a big thing to your kid. And as Demiurge mentioned, you get to meet the other parents.
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  26. Uncle Albert

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    Yes. :bailey:

    All birthday parties at daddy's favorite titty bar.

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