"The 1980's are calling to ask for their foreign policy back."

Apart from the running, Seagal tends to lose at least one family member every time he engages in action. Someone might point this out to the troops.

Another 80's cold-war propaganda flag-waving meathead is a traitor?
Color me shocked.

This could be trouble for Ukraine, their soldiers will be so fucked so long as they don't move at all and give their Russian attackers enough time to line up their moves perfectly.

On the plus side, we could just send in Marg Helgenberger to distract them.

Ukraine gets revenge against a guy who committed war crimes against them in 2014. Seems there are mixed reports as to HOW he died, but good fucking riddance either way:

The Ukrainian report would be the best option:

Putin gave him the Hero of Russia medal for that, in case you were still in any doubt that Russia commits war crimes.

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/03/ukraine-eliminates-russian-commander

Russia resorts to limited use of chemical munitions, Ukraine says

Ukraine is using cardboard drones to do battle with Russia now

Made by the Aussies!

Fascinating report/thread:

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1641110351646261248

This part really jumped out at me:

"fact that layout of these facilities is consistent throughout the country & the equipment used in torture chambers incl specialised electrocution machines were same across multiple oblasts demonstrates this was a systematic plan & not improvised sadism."

Pro-Russian forces in Kazakhstan have just declared independence. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

https://twitter.com/xsovietnews/status/1641540155466035200?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Norway is now part of NATO!

https://twitter.com/marinsanna/status/1641547911530967044?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Eat shit, Pootie-Poot.

Umm… Hi. 1949 is calling. They want you to know you are a little behind.

Jokes aside, .

Russian officers use female combat soldiers as sex slaves - report

Pro-Russian blogger gets taken out by an exploding bowling trophy.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...-explosion-kills-one-injures-six-tass-reports

Hmmm. Wonder what got into Erdogan? This is a fairly overt shift in his attitude towards Russia.

Ex-security official says he doesn’t think Putin has a serious medical condition but that Putin’s bugfuck.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ight-on-putin-paranoia-including-secret-train

A Moscow Ministry of Defense building appears to be on fire.

https://twitter.com/ostapyarysh/status/1643660774554861577?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Zelenskyy gets a warm welcome in Poland.

https://twitter.com/zelenskyyua/status/1643710245925945353?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

You know how there’s been idiots who’ve released classified information about tanks on gaming message boards? Well, someone’s apparently done it with casualties in Ukraine.

https://twitter.com/arictoler/status/1644329557174939655?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

'Merkin made gear firing missiles at Russian forces.
https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1644349236069187586?s=20
Cue Scarlett O'Hara fanning herself (or Dayton gnawing his own foot off).

Russian missile with the inscription "To Washington" strayed off course and hit a civilian bus

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1644956510764580866?s=20

If you follow the thread, you'll find out that these guys are basically riding in a lawn tractor wagon that's being pulled by a small garden tiller. Now, I don't know how high up the drone was when it dropped the grenade on those guys but it was pretty high up. And they came agonizingly close to hitting a moving target dead center from, at least several hundred feet up. That's some fancy shooting, if you ask me.

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1644988096289677312?s=20

You know this meme?



Meet the real-life version of it, involving a rocket launcher.

https://twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/1645051698220507139?s=20

So this has been developing for a couple days and looks to be a serious security breach.

https://twitter.com/ridt/status/1645048624294895619

https://twitter.com/zelenskyyua/status/1645417487817744386?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Those are BITCH to shoot. We had to shoot one in basic training. Spent the entire day teaching us how to stand and how to hold the thing and how to ... do. If the girl in your pic is actually shooting a grenade launcher, she definitely hurt herself very badly. probably bruised for days if not a broken bone somewhere.

And a warehouse in Moscow mysteriously exploded.

https://twitter.com/kyivpost/status/1645428852561268736?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

One interesting take away - they know the identity of the individual who posted it to Discord. That guy's fucked. That may or may not be someone who accessed the files originally and downloaded them to the internet.

So NATO forces that include Americans have been on the ground in Ukraine. But we were told that wasn't happening.