"The 1980's are calling to ask for their foreign policy back."

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  1. Ebeneezer Goode

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    That fizzled out. Time to put the popcorn away.

    More questions though, and how does Putin and Russia come back from this with their partners? It's a humiliation.

    A military force had to be negotiated away from Moscow, one without any air support, and the RuAF took losses of what they deployed.

    And the negotiation looks to have mostly given what Prigozhin has demanded.

    Take away the nukes, and you'd have a harder time invading Wales after a rugby match. At least the Taffy Army can still fight pissed, Russians flake like lepers in a sandstorm.
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    They picked Friday evening knowing that pretty much the entire Russian military would be swimming in vodka.

    Pickled Russians are even more terrified of naked flames than un-pickled ones, mostly as their cosplay of Johnny Storm would be brief and toasty.
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  3. RickDeckard

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    Right, so it's developing that he's been exiled to Belarus. And the end of Wagner? Which makes it look more like he didn't get the support he expected in the broader Russian military, and has now sold out his men...
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    There is video of Prigozhin shaking hands as he leaves Rostov.

    This act is over.

    Now to see what happens in the next.
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    Gotta love when one corrupt, murdering asshole turns on another.
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    It really is like Megatron vs Starscream.
    All those high-falutin' English majors who spat on Saturday cartoon writers need to hand in an apology on a gold plaque.
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    So, Lukashenko brokered a deal for Prigozhin to go into exile.......in Belarus. Eugene will self defenistrate, shortly.
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    Putin has reportedly placed nukes in Belarus prior to this. My assumption is that Prigozhin believes that this will prevent Putin from moving major military forces against him, while he plans his next move. Prigozhin surely knows that he's put a target on his back by his actions. It doesn't matter if his goal was only to get Putin's attention so that there could be changes in the way the war is being fought, you've made a whole lot of people feel threatened and implied that Putin's picked the wrong people for the job. There's always consequences for such a thing.
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    We are currently saying fall for GLSDBs (we actually have to ‘produce’ them as they are basically a combination of two obsolete systems).

    In the mean time we need to supply ATACMs immediately. This is a golden opportunity to functionally wipe out the Muscovite military for a decade or more.

    Troops don’t train themselves.

    If the functional equivalent of the entire Orc military is in Ukraine then this is a once in a life time opportunity. We need to provide the Ukrainians every weapon they need to liquidate this threat.

    A defanged Russia with united, armed and wary Europe will then allow us to completely pivot to the Indo-Pac.
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    U.S. spies learned in mid-June Prigozhin was plotting Russia uprising
    Key point:
    It looks to me that there's a bit of a power struggle between Prigozhin and Putin. My guess is that both of them feel they need the other one alive for at least a little while longer while they shore up their ends. There's a chess game going on between the two of them, I feel. Neither one can wipe out the other and still maintain power, but they both know if they don't take out the other one, sooner or later, they'll wind up hanging with Saddam and Mussolini before it's all over with. So, maybe no big moves for a while, but the smaller moves will be worth paying attention to.
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    Something to keep in mind as you read the article
    One expert says that because Putin doesn't trust the internet, he doesn't understand social media.
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    Or live happily ever after with the payoff he received.
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  20. 14thDoctor

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    From what I've read this war is the biggest military conflict in Europe since WWI and WWII, and during WWI and WWII there was a shitload of censorship on both sides. There's a reason the Spanish flu was called the Spanish flu in the first place.

    If there's something else I'm missing I'm happy to reevaluate, but it seems like censorship is more or less a valid part of fighting any large scale war. I don't even begrudge the Russian government for censoring information from the battlefield on their end. :clyde:
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  21. Tuckerfan

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    According to the article, US reporters embedded in troops fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Ukrainians are more restrictive than the US was when it was fighting it’s most recent wars.

    The reasons for it seem less to do with reasons of security and more that they don’t have any idea of how to do it.
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  22. Tuckerfan

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    Russian state TV
    https://twitter.com/BrennanRapport/status/1673185308442247168?s=20

    They are making comparisons Putin would not like.
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    /me wonders if I'm going to have to get a Cliff's Notes of Swan Lake soon...

    Fuckit, I should just order an orchestral study score from a sheet music outfit.
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    There's a big difference between the situations.

    The US started those wars, and embedded reporters in no small part as a source of propaganda to sell the wars to the US audience at home.

    Ukraine is fighting a war for its survival.
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    I jut hope for the russian and Ukrainian people that all this wat just stops and they can rebuild and go on. It is just such a waste, which is why I hate that american terrorists in the republican party are flirting with a civil war. It is just a tragedy for the people.
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  26. Tuckerfan

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    Ayup. And it's not really fair to try to compare things to what happened in WWII since communication is so much faster now. That's why I put the popcorn in the response. This is the kind of stuff I don't know enough about to even spitball a guess. Because I don't know who's in the wrong here. I mean, holy fuck, we can both agree that if Ukrainian forces stumble upon something that looks like a death camp, we want all that shit documented and out there as fast as possible. And I think that we can both agree that we don't envy the people who'd have to be sent to document those things, no matter how important we might think it needs to be done. Because they're getting the worst humanity has to offer in both Smell-O-Vision and Technicolor, that's going to fuck them up for life.

    Additionally, we realize if the wrong bit of information gets out, a whole lotta Ukrainians could die. Not a great place to be in and I don't know what's the right call. I've never been a journalist and I've never been in combat, so I'm loathe to throw out a critique too serious here. I would hope that after the war there is a serious analysis by Ukraine as to what they might have done better. Granted, the military of any nation is not one to admit that they screwed up, but perhaps there will be enough objective comments made that the necessary improvements can be made.
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    Ukraine has crossed the Dnipro. And as the reservoir dries out and the sun bakes the mud in the area formerly underwater due to the blown dam, Ukraine will have dozens of options of crossing that line.

    As usual for Russia, short term thinking leading to long term losses. But then, they are just playing for time, hoping that Trump can ride in and save them.
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