The All Time Greatest Random Mass Shooting Thread

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    I have to say a 45 minute drive outside of Atlanta is a hell of a lot different than Atlanta. You would be deep in MTGorilla territory at that distance. You don't want to be holding hands with your gay lover, in drag, a woman, or more brown than tan in those areas. Not that everyone is bad, but you are in the danger zone and you need to keep your non-WASPy shit in the proper places.
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    So this little shit was known to law enforcement and was such a problem that he had to be searched for weapons every day. Oh, and this district had removed the security presence from their schools not long ago. But no, the real problem is me not being gleeful enough about the government climbing up my ass with a microscope every time I buy a gun.
    :ua:
    https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation...hool-shooting-found-dead-coroners-office-says
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    Imagine if he could've been denied access to guns.
    But you want to play Wild Gunman with live ammo like a perpetual 13 year old, so....
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    He needed to be denied access to SOCIETY. Nothing I want is subject to your scutiny until you solve THAT problem.
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  13. Diacanu

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    Funny, I feel the same about you, Grizzly.
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    Get back to me when I shoot someone, fuckstick.
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    Its always just been a matter of time.
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    And having descended testicles.
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    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Oh I am not falling for that again. The old "trick him into posting his coin purse" con.
    :nono:
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    Why bother conning the bankrupt?

    A moth-riddled old sack is hardly worth it.
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    People!!! I expect you to keep this on the first page.

    Oh, thank you to a Nashville participant:

    At least three children and three adults are dead after a shooting at a private Nashville grade school, authorities said Monday. The shooter, a teen female, is also dead, authorities said.

    The Metropolitan Nashville Police Department said on Twitter that the “active shooter event” at the Covenant School ended with the shooter dead after being “engaged” by police.

    free link: https://wapo.st/40CptlV
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    Way to shoot out the glass ceiling.

    Thought: if Republicans could be convinced trans folk might get guns, they'd lock that shit down ASAP. Remember how fast the NRA supported gun control when the Black Panthers started arming up?
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    Not so teen female.

    • The shooter had two “assault-style rifles” and a handgun, according to Nashville police spokesman Don Aaron. Authorities initially said the shooter appeared to be a teen, then police tweeted that she was a Nashville [28 year old] woman.

    I really wish shooters would stop using assault style rifles. It's giving them a bad rep when obviously there are easier to wield kid killing tools.
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    Thoughts and prayers.
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    Thanks. I need those.
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    Yeah I never understood why black men and women don't walk around armed to the teeth en masse like those paranoid white Billy Bobs and Nancy Janes do in open carry states - AR slung around the shoulder, two side pieces on the hips - because I feel that would cause the establishment to reevaluate some gun laws pretty quick

    I mean it's probably because they don't want to get shot on sight by cops, but the point still stands
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    Get back to us when you have the courage to defend your convictions.
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    Rick Scott's big idea to stop school shootings - automatic death penalty.

    Overlooking completely the fact most school shooters actively expect to die doing this shit and don't care.
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    What crimes had been committed beforehand to justify indefinite detention of that individual?
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  29. Diacanu

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    The Columbine kids (and many others) offed themselves at the scene.
    :shrug:
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    Unless Rick Scott meant the automatic death penalty for idiots like himself.

    Then I'm on board. :yes:
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