The All Time Greatest Random Mass Shooting Thread

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  1. Steal Your Face

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    Wow, I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite.
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    "Sorry, eh." *blam*

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    just dropping some american stats on guns.

    @Lanzman is overjoyed



    It is good all these children can die so lanz and others can feel like a man.
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Just wondering of the few remaining 2A absolutists/castle doctrine fetishists we have left, how many have a fire extinguisher in the house?
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  8. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    You can tell she's not from here - 'We have a new governor now, we should be able to do something about this.' Yeah, that governor ran on a platform of not doing a damn useful thing to stop gun violence in schools.
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  9. Tuckerfan

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    The British accent didn’t give it away?
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    It turns out that the teacher had reported the student to the school for threatening her and other teachers but the school ignored her.

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/richn...warnings-about-6-year-old-before-she-was-shot
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  12. Ancalagon

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  13. We Are Borg

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    Thoughts and prayers!
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Pro life!
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    @Lanzman and @Paladin are both safe from eating the cookie.
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    Why did he indiscriminately shoot people? Not a good way to find your wife.
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    They were blocking his view of where she could be? :unsure:
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    I just found out that a friend of mine lost a family member in the California shooting. :(

    >EDIT<

    Apparently it was one of her husband's family members. :(
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  23. The Original Faceman

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    Ugh. Old Asians. I mean. Come on.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ugh… yeah. :(

    There is a reason I didn’t make a separate thread for this. I had a feeling it could be intracommunal.

    This place (boarded up) was on an ally way shortcut we would use weekly when going to certain restaurants in a quarter of the CID (Chinatown/International District - where my agency was HQed).

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wah_Mee_massacre
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    Thoughts and prayers!

    Just another small sacrifice to the Second Amendment gods.

    Perhaps next week the gods will require another classroom full of children.

    Such is the price of freedom.
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  27. Diacanu

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    Someone needs to photoshop the scene from "Beneath The Planet Of The Apes" where the mutants are singing hymns to a nuke, so that the nuke is an AK.
    That's the NRA now.
    Has been for awhile.
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  28. Ancalagon

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    A manhunt is underway following a shooting last night at a Circle K in Yakima, Washington. Police have described the attack as “random” and say that the shooter killed three and injured one before fleeing in a stolen vehicle. CCTV stills of the shooting below

    https://twitter.com/dylannlover/status/1617943425747419137?

    The fuck Yakima?!?!
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    something is afoot at the circle K?

    If we are going to start counting gas station shootings and awful house shootings this thread is going to get really fucking long. Just sayin. Did the NRA stop paying the media to stop covering gas station shootings?
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    The teacher’s survived and is planning on suing. She claims that the school was told repeatedly that the kid had a gun and they ignored it.

    https://apple.news/AgyMtBTzLSRSncGA1uzFHXw
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